Enlightening Nonsense

At the release party for the documentary “Holler Back,” I found myself talking to J.P., a talented graphic artist who donated one of his pieces for the silent auction [http://www.edgedeep.luckbat.com], who happens to be black. He said now that Obama was going to be President, it was important to hold him accountable for the promises he made during his campaign. I was like, “Right on, brother!” and he was like, “Stop talking like you’re black just because you’re with a black man, jackass.”  I changed my poser language and responded a little more white, “I agree with you, friend. And may I say this ‘hip-hop’ music you kids are listening to is really quite energetic!”

What J.P. was saying is that, while inspiring, Obama is first and foremost our Commander in Chief and if he doesn’t follow-through with his word, he will be considered first and foremost one more lying politician; he will not be allowed to breeze through eight years in the White House based on the color of his skin without voices in opposition from the black community who value country over color. A girl with us, who also happened to be black, said in opposition, “Why should he be the first to be held accountable?” a commentary on the seeming historical lack of accountability in our political system. I said, “It’s got to start today” and when J.P. nodded his approval, I felt like giving him a “terrorist fist-bump” but thought better of it and even pulled my pants up from their dangling around my knees position and cinched my belt a few notches tighter.

Yes, it is inspiring that with the history of our beloved country, one that contains the black mark (pun intended) of slavery, that a black man was elected President. I think I will shit myself when a Native American becomes President and completes the cycle of electing to the highest office people we have screwed royally, thus allowing us to erase from our school textbooks any mention of slavery or atrocities committed to Native Americans. There was a proposed bill in Congress called the “We Gave Them The Damn Casinos So Let’s Forget We Stole, Killed And Lied To Them Bill.” It didn’t pass by a small margin and that was only because Barney Frank and a few others had a problem with the word “Damn” but not with running a house of gay prostitution.

Besides electing Obama because his nomination represented an America that was ready to cut her ties with a racist past, there was an overall sentiment of people wanting something different than a foreign policy of preemptive wars and an economy that swirls down the crapper faster than last-nights gumbo. This is not even addressing the New World Order Scum’s (NWOS) bigger plans and voting manipulation.

One of my friends commenting on what she felt was my “negative” attitude after the election was like, “Can’t you just accept this as a time for celebrating?” And I was like, “Sure, take your time to celebrate the positive but, as far as I’m concerned, being drunk on words and promises of a politician is just as unconsciousness as getting drunk from a bottle.”

No one questions–even his detractors–that Obama is a powerful speaker. But when I see people losing their heads shouting the mantra, “YES WE CAN!” I find it almost as ridiculous as sitting in a yoga class and hearing white people chant with a serious face praise to Hindu gods. A leader that can inspire can be useful and lead us to positive action. He can also lead us to mindless support of shitty policy, stimulating our emotions like a playful hand on our testicles, helping us forget that we’re being bent over a table and getting fucked in the ass.

So after the election, I received a couple of email forwards that contained “famous” people sharing emotional nonsense from people passing it on with a fervor, which only confirmed to me that reason had gotten lost in the emotional tides, which is Rule #1 from the How To Manipulate The Masses While Getting Blown By A Gay Male Prostitute Handbook written by 503 anonymous members of Congress. It was reminiscent of when someone sent me a political commentary email from the author of “The Vagina Monologues” that was not only useless but poorly written–the only reason it was being circulated because she wrote a play about pussy.

The first excerpts come from Alice Walker, author of “The Color Purple.” I think she wrote other stuff but unless Oprah either makes it her pick of the month or stars in a screen version, I don’t pay much attention.

November 5, 2008

Dear Brother Obama,

Alice Walker seems to imply her letter is about union but to me her letter is more about separatism and I wonder when she opens with ”Dear Brother” whether that is based solely on the color of the man’s skin or the heart within. I’m not one to cry “terrorist fist bump” at a man lovingly fisting his wife but this start rings a bit too “black” even for my nappy head.

“…seeing you deliver the torch so many others before you carried, year after year, decade after decade, century after century, only to be struck down before igniting the flame of justice and of law, is almost more than the heart can bear.”

This is very poetic and as a wordsmith myself, I can appreciate the imagery. But let’s get real here, there were many white Presidents who had “justice and law” on their minds and there have been many black men who have sold out their black African descended brothers and sisters when the flag of green was waved in their face, or rather, put into their pockets; a black man in the White House doesn’t guarantee or even indicate “justice and law” by any stretch of the imagination. 

…We knew, through all the generations, that you were with us, in us, the best of the spirit of Africa and of the Americas. Knowing this, that you would actually appear, someday, was part of our strength.

Scarily messianic for me.

Seeing you take your rightful place, based solely on your wisdom, stamina and character, is a balm for the weary warriors of hope, previously only sung about.

Wisdom is based on experience and many have argued that Obama doesn’t have the ”wisdom” of politics, that he might have some “knowledge,” but knowledge is something different than wisdom, something a wordsmith like Alice Walker should know and be clear about in her own writing.

Now let’s take a reality check for a second. Obama agreed with McCain NOT to accept public campaign financing (donations) and once he saw how profitable this was for him, he completely went against his word and never discussed the issue again–even when directly asked about it at the last Presidential debate. This tells me something about his “character,” namely to bring up a phrase translated from Jean Paul Sartre and popularized by another past black leader, Malcom X, whose opinions I may have at times disagreed with but whose integrity I more strongly believe in than Obama’s: “By any means necessary.” He was involved with a shady real estate deal which everyone knows to be majorly suspect. And he was elected more based on emotional franticia than on “wisdom, stamina and character.” There were tons of people wearing Obama buttons that if you asked them, “Name one policy of Obama’s that you like?” wouldn’t have a clue how to answer.

On the surface, if I didn’t understand the game to be a stage play, I would say it was a no-brainer: McCain was an old and dying robot who picked a loser to run with him for political reasons and not with the best interests of the country in mind and Obama was an inspiring younger, well-spoken charmer who seemed to offer something different than “4 more years of the last 8-years.” But it is a stage play.

I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing, and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance.

She “advises” him to “remember” that the shitty situation we find ourselves in is not his fault. Maybe she should remind him that the votes he made–and didn’t make–as a member of the legislature does make him “…either part of the solution or part of the problem,” to quote 1968 Presidential candidate for the Peace and Freedom Party as well as prominent Black Panther, Eldridge Cleaver. It is the typical political gamery, whether played by a pundit or a poet, that says, “Everything is to blame on the other and any innovative ideas or positive changes are yours and yours alone.” This line of hers is written for the American people and not Obama, not for “inspiration” but “manipulation.”

A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life. To make a schedule that permits sufficient time of rest and play with your gorgeous wife and lovely daughters.

Author turned psychiatrist to a man who didn’t even lie down on her couch for fear of being touched inappropriately. If you are going to play psychiatrist, do what they do and just prescribe drugs and don’t pretend you actually care to make your patient self-dependent. And calling his wife “gorgeous” is shallow. Personally, I would fuck McCain’s old, rich wife before I would fuck Obama’s.

…We are used to seeing men in the White House soon become juiceless and as white-haired as the building; we notice their wives and children looking strained and stressed. They soon have smiles so lacking in joy that they remind us of scissors.

Here is where we leave the realm of personal opinion and go into “Imaginationland,” applying words to fit an image but not anything resembling reality. I’m asking you, the two readers who have gotten past the title and glancing down at this piece and saying to yourself, “A bit too long for me”–have you EVER seen any President’s wife or children looking strained or stressed–ever? George Jr.’s girls were boozing it up while bombs were being dropped on Afghanistan, Iraq, torture was made into law, people started to wipe their butts with Federal Reserve Notes because they were worth less than toilet paper and their father’s approval rating hit single digits.

The ONLY time I saw anyone MILDLY looking “strained” was Hillary right after it became public knowledge that Bill jizzed on Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress, an item that I fought tooth and nail to acquire through eBay but $10,000 was all I could spend without thinking, “For this kind of money I could probably jiz on her dress myself!” This is just emotional nonsense and lies. While “men in the White House soon become juiceless and as white-haired as the building” was nice use of imagery, more than give me a mild stir in my penis that made me think, “Maybe I’m not impotent after all,” it just showed me that Alice Walker is in love with her own words–probably more even than she is in love with Barack Obama.

I must say that I LOVE the “smiles reminding us of scissors” bit and think anyone who can interpret what this means should win a Nobel Prize (hey, if you can give a fraud like Al Gore the prize…)

Despite later in the letter sinking to the depths of cheesily referring to both her mother’s Bible and the Dalai Lama, she does write a few things as “gorgeous” as Michelle Obama:

…it is not yet clear to them [the people] that success is truly an inside job. That it is within the reach of almost everyone…We must learn actually not to have enemies, but only confused adversaries who are ourselves in disguise…There must be no more crushing of whole communities, no more torture, no more dehumanizing as a means of ruling a people’s spirit…Because, finally, it is the soul that must be preserved, if one is to remain a credible leader. All else might be lost; but when the soul dies, the connection to earth, to peoples, to animals, to rivers, to mountain ranges, purple and majestic, also dies…we are the ones we have been waiting for.

I cut out her extras, which actually made her rambling tighter [if only I could edit my own pieces with such finess!] but really Gandhi said it in less words and less flowery with his famous, “You must be the peace you want to see in the world.” You see, Gandhi relied on the Truth being “gorgeous” enough; he didn’t ramble on, splashing pretty images like a 3-year old with a full bladder peeing all over the floor and think this somehow enhanced the Truth. He knew Truth stands on its own without some award-winning writer turning it into a tear-jerking, Oscar-nominated, full-length feature.

She then goes on to show me that she has clearly masturbated while thinking of Barack Obama. I don’t hold this against her in the least, as I have rubbed-out quite a few thinking about him myself:

And your smile, with which we watch you do gracious battle with unjust characterizations, distortions and lies, is that expression of healthy self-worth, spirit and soul, that, kept happy and free and relaxed, can find an answering smile in all of us, lighting our way, and brightening the world.

In Peace and Joy,

Alice Walker

 

Next let’s go into Michael Moop’s (”Bubble Boy” Seinfeld reference) “I made a successful documentary so you should listen to me” email letter that has spread like herpes.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Even the “th” after the “5″ annoys me from this guy!

Friends,

Okay, so he’s now excluding everyone but the two people he invites over on Saturday nights for his weekly circle-jerk. Clearly not following “Rule #1″ on alienating your readers. My question: so why is he sending his letter out to the millions of us “non-friends”?

Who among us is not at a loss for words?

Apparently you, or else I wouldn’t be forced to clean myself off from the splashings of your literary diarrhea.

We will see their [the racists'] flame of hate fizzle out in our lifetime.

I’d almost put up with poetic garbage from Alice Walker but you? Nigga please!

Never before in our history has an avowed anti-war candidate been elected president during a time of war.

According to Ron Paul, someone who served his country in military service and then in politics for about 30-years without going down on anyone, Republicans have been known as the party to be elected to end wars. But I guess I will listen to a fat film fuck over what has become an oxymoron, “an honest politician” like Ron Paul.

I hope President-elect Obama remembers that as he considers expanding the war in Afghanistan.

What the fu–? Oh, I get it. You can be considered “anti-war” just as long as you don’t start any “new” wars. You can continue, and even escalate “old” wars. Gotcha.

He describes Obama as:

A man who is not a party hack, not a set-for-life Beltway bureaucrat. Will he now become one of them, or will he force them to be more like him? We pray for the latter.

I pray for a “ladder” to climb up and from which take a swan dive onto my head after reading your crap. I don’t blame anyone their millions, but Obama IS “set-for-life,” if not from his political wheelings and dealings then from his Wheaties endorsement contract after he is done playing President. I don’t know what a “Beltway bureaucrat” is; perhaps its one of those who stands on the side of the Beltway and goes up to cars that pull over and jerks them off for money. If true, I’m glad there’s at least one non-“Beltway bureaucrat” in Congress as well. If Obama is Skull & Bones, he’s done more than jerk-off a few hundred Beltway drivers in need of a little release.

But today we celebrate this triumph of decency over personal attack, of peace over war, of intelligence over a belief that Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs just 6,000 years ago. 

Moops throws out intentional disinformation, as we all know that Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs 6,500 years ago and not the 6,000 years ago figure that he gives. Next he will tell us that “The Flintstones” is not an accurate portrayal of caveman times! For the record, I would fuck Betty Rubble before I would stick it to Cindy Lou Hensley McCain and Michelle Obama. I would even fuck Barney if it came down to it. 

What will it be like to have a smart president? Science, banished for eight years, will return. Imagine supporting our country’s greatest minds as they seek to cure illness, discover new forms of energy, and work to save the planet. I know, pinch me.

First of all, I wouldn’t “pinch” you with a set of pinchers on the end of a ten-foot pole for fear of catching Arrogant Assholitis. I like an easy shot at George Jr. as much as anyway, so I will almost forgive your “Adam and Eve” mathematical error. I agree with the premise of focusing on technology and brilliant minds to “cure illness, discover new forms of energy, and work to save the planet.” This is the premise to the solution outlined in the documentary “Zeitgeist Addendum,” which can be watched for free on Google Video and, using the rating system that I created in Junior High School when I came up with the entrepreneurial idea of making a porno ratings book for my classmates, I give a solid “Four erections standing very tall, one slightly curving to the left.” 

What Moops doesn’t see, and he is not alone, is that unless you change the very system that has created all the dis-ease, you will not come to a solution. Regarding health, I have seen over and over the situation of someone with a dis-ease, such as cancer or heart disease or diabetes, who thinks that they can take some drug or herb and beat their dis-ease–while still eating dead animals, fatty and processed foods, stressed out, emotionally depleted and even continuing smoking! It’s complete insanity. Einstein’s definition of insanity was “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

Einstein also said: “You cannot solve a problem from the same consciousness that created it. You must learn to see the world anew.” And yet we think that with the same corrupt system, with an economy dependent on Monopoly money created from thin air by a private organization known as The Federal Reserve and a conditioned belief that only through competition and accumulation can you succeed, it doesn’t matter who you have sit at the Captain’s Helm, to be a bit of a Trekkie nerd.

We may, just possibly, also see a time of refreshing openness, enlightenment and creativity. The arts and the artists will not be seen as the enemy. Perhaps art will be explored in order to discover the greater truths…What will it be like to work and create in an environment that nurtures and supports film and the arts, science and invention, and the freedom to be whatever you want to be? Watch a thousand flowers bloom!

I didn’t realize that the Bush administration single-handedly shut down creative expression in this country; I thought that was more due to monopoly laws being “loosened,” thus allowing about seven corporations to control all of the media and entertainment industry–something that no one noticed Lord Clinton allowing because they were too busy focusing on where he was putting his penis. Their control, just like the Queen of England, won’t change with a “changing of the guards” and the bolded Einstein quote above still applies.

But even with this corporate stranglehold on the entertainment industry, although there have been some horses pulled in from their full gallop, there have still been some that have been able to run like creative Thoroughbreds. But I suppose if Moops says this is not the case, I can forget reality and dance in the streets shouting, “I AM A BLOOMING FLOWER AND I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO BE WHATEVER I WANT TO BE!” which was actually the Obama campaign’s original slogan but when the originator was asked, “Can you come up with anything shorter?” he responded, “Yes, I can,” and Obama apparently said, “Yeah, I like that one better.”

We’ve entered a new era, and if I could sum up our collective first thought of this new era, it is this: Anything Is Possible.

I agree with the sentiment but disagree with allowing Moop to sum up anything but the amount of food he shoved down his gullet during his last feeding.

We can wrestle our economy out of the hands of the reckless rich and return it to the people. Anything is possible!

Look at the list of the top ten financial supporters of the Obama campaign–or any presidential campaign. They are all “the reckless rich,” often many of the same “reckless rich” supporting both opposing candidates. You asked if we could imagine a “smart President.” Could you imagine a smart politician who screws the very “reckless rich” who helped finance him into power? Oh wait, you believe it was us who decided the election and political decisions are based on what the little man wants. Okay, scratch what I said then; your ears won’t be able to hear it anyway.

We can stop melting the polar ice caps. Anything is possible!

Okay, you lost me. You said you were into a return of “science” and yet the SCIENTIFIC FACT that ice caps on Mars and other planets are melting would suggest to even a moron that perhaps “we” are not the main culprit regarding this issue. I’m not saying we should be burning rubber tires and throwing our soda cans on the sidewalk [see "Let's Kick It Up A Notch"] but, call me crazy, I am still a big fan of the yogic principle of Satya (truth), and yet it seems any debate on the issue of global warming in opposition to the idea that man is primarily responsible for it is dismissed with the un-scientific argument, “You’re an idiot!”

Those who have committed war crimes will be brought to justice. Anything is possible!

I am praying for this one, too. I would list some of the names of the war criminals here but until our Lord and Savior, Obama, changes things, the mere suggestion of this will not only put me on the Flight Watch List, receiving full body cavity searches every time I want to take a weekend trip to Kansas, but will probably leave me in a back-alley CIA-friendly country’s torture prison with electrodes hooked up to my balls, something which I wouldn’t necessarily object to if it weren’t for having your eyes clamped open “Clockwork Orange” style and being forced to stare at the snarling picture of Dick Cheney placed in front of you. I’ve wacked-off to George Bush and even Cunnilingus Rice in a time of desperation when there was nothing available to spank it with except a magazine entitled “Liars Who Have No Soul,” but Cheney–despite his phallic namesake–has the instant effect of turning any hard dick soft without any seed leaving the launching pad.

Do not treat the Republicans in your life the way they have treated you the past eight years. Show them the grace and goodness that Barack Obama exuded throughout the campaign…Can we follow his example?

Are you following Barack’s, peace and blessings be upon him, example by making the blanket statement that all the “Republicans” in our lives have treated us badly? More separatist, hateful nonsense disguised as a call for hope and union. Would I be following Barack’s example if I called you a piece of shit?

Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Seriously, wow.

Yours, 

Michael Moore

“Wow. Seriously, wow.” That was your most profound statement of your whole diatribe and the exact same thing someone said to me to describe the psychedelic colors he was seeing while he was tripping on acid. “Wow. Seriously, wow.” I think he might have started his mindless profoundity with “Dude!”

 

I am not in opposition to everything either one of these nobody’s who think they’re somebody’s–and because of a mild amount of fame apparently other people think they’re somebody’s enough to forward their political commentary around–has to say. Alice Walker’s advice to, “hate the message, not the messenger,” or applied to our current regime, “Torture the message, not the messenger” and how the Dalai Lama is someone who speaks softly and forever carries a big smile, is not something with which I am in disagreement. Nor is Michael Moop’s call for relying on science to help solve many of our problems or for war criminals to be held accountable something I don’t hear and think, “Wow. Seriously, wow.”

I don’t hate the message–only the messengers. More accurately, I hate the fact that we care to give them an audience, just like the celebrities who because they can read another person’s lines with passion and credibility (funny how this is the same skill of a President!) we give them a voice on our media networks to share their personal political thoughts, opinions which should carry no more weight than those of Joe the plumber (oh wait…)

Alice Walker may be a prolific writer but I rather read “The Color Purple,” which contains fictional characters expressing real emotions and feelings, than her pom-pom support of a real character to which she applies fictitional emotions and feelings. And Michael Moop, I rather not read anything coming from him, except perhaps a suicide note. No, that is unduly harsh–to the environment, wasting paper on something no one should care about.

[To his credit, check out the YouTube video clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjLPbUsEkWg) where 9/11 Truth asked him about 9/11 being an inside job and his response: that since "Fahrenheit 9/11" many firefighters have come to him and told them they heard explosions in the building that they think were bombs, that the "official" investigation didn't uncover half the truth and that there must have been 100 cameras on the "plane" that went into the Pentagon and he wants to know why we have never seen a "full frontal," as we say in the porn industry, of the plane going into the Pentagon. I take back what I wrote, I think his suicide is definitely worth the sacrifice of a sheet of paper.]

“But Swami X, by your own reasoning, why should we listen to anything you have to say?” You shouldn’t. The statements I make are just as useless as anyone else’s. It’s the questions I ask you that stimulate you to question your own Truths and see whether they indeed come from you or from parents, priests, politicians, teachers, gurus, or, kick me in the balls and tell me it’s springtime–actors, writers and filmmakers–that may have a bit of use. Other than that, and a mild amount of entertainment value, the only thing I deserve is a raised middle-finger. 

I guess in a line, the difference between me and these other losers is that they are nobody’s who think they’re somebody’s and I’m a somebody doing my best to become a nobody.

REFLECTION:

Go ahead, Obama supporters. Quickly, without too much thought, write 5 positions/ideas/platforms that Barack Obama has promised to put into effect and the top 3 why you voted for him. Yeah, you defiant few will be able to tell me, “He has a program for…” but, as we all know, most of you voted for him because he was (1) a good speaker, (2) not McCain, (3) A Socialist or, dare I say it, (4) black. McCain supporters you can do the same thing and I’d be equally surprised if you come up with something other than, (1) “He’s tough on terror,” (2) “He’s got experience,” (3) “George Jr. can’t be President a third term (the one thing in the Constitution I actually remember)” or (4) “He’s not black.” Use the word “Maverick” if you want to score more moron points. “I wanted more opportunities to be able to wack-off to Sarah Pallin” is the only acceptable answer, although with the release of her pre-election sex tape, even that one doesn’t hold water–or a bottle of Baby Oil and a box of Kleenex, as it may be.

MEDITATION:

(1) Think of a celebrity you admire and imagine yourself in their presence. Imagine them sharing a political opinion with you that is totally brainless. How do you feel? Did your admiration for them drop a little? What was your admiration based on? That they can memorize lines or sing? If that’s all you admire about them, why not just rent the DVD or buy the CD?

(2) Spend the next week committed to talking to one stranger a day and asking them a few questions:

(A) What do you consider the most important issues in the world and in your community and family today? If “gay marriage” comes up and you are not in Utah I will divorce my gay partner.

(B) What do you consider the main problems in the world and in society today? Gay marriage.

(C) How do you think we can change, politically and personally, the world to be a better place? Make a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage.

If after a week you don’t meet at least seven people who, even if not as articulate as Alice Walker or as fat as Michael Moop, haven’t offered you some thoughts that were truly deep and touched you as much as empty campaign rhetoric slogans, I will be surprised. If nothing else, it will take your nose out of the metaphoric ass of your newspapers and theoretical “knowledge” and put it out in the “real” world, with “real” people–and it may just smell a little better out there! Take off the Captain Kirk outfit and Spock ears and stop playing a costumed character that thinks they know what people want, need and feel based on what the controlled media tells you they do–more Nobody’s pretending to be Somebody’s.

Years ago I was touring the country with a musical and I did just this and recorded it on (dating myself) audiotape; I called it “Voices of America” and was amazed at the simple truths that the “common” man and woman shared with me. It made me proud to be an American, knowing that at the heart of the taxi cab driver and housewife and construction worker, who grew up in different States with different backgrounds and educations, was a person who deep inside held onto values that–even if I didn’t agree with them 100%–were beautiful and useful for them. Some of these people didn’t have more than an 8th grade education, but they had an understanding that was based on experience and personal values, something well beyond classroom learning that is mostly based on how well you score on a test that means nothing about nothing.

As we are coming down to the wire, I know there are plenty of you out there who on this day before you go to vote are still thinking, “Now I’m just not sure who I’m gonna vote for. Should it be ‘Same McCain’ for another four years of shitty policy that has only led to war and economic disaster, or should it be Obama bin Biden and some serious change–changing America into a Socialist country? I wonder what Swami X would do in a situation like this…” [I've just turned myself into a superhero!]

The truth is, there are as many undecided voters out there as there are undecided jurors who are asked during jury selection, “The defendant, Javier Muerto a los Blancos, was apprehended with a three-foot bloody machete in his right hand and the head of a white man in his left. Can you remain impartial?” And sadly, even more truthful is the fact that many Americans won’t even vote. According to a U.S. Census, in 2004, 64% of Americans 18 and over voted. For those of you challenged in math, that means 36% didn’t; maybe it should be called the U.S. “Senseless.” The scariest statistic was that 87% of Americans under 18–and even many under the ground (dead)–voted!

Why don’t people vote? There are a couple of award-winning documentary films I would suggest you check out regarding this topic. The first is “American Blackout” directed by Ian Inabi, which follows the struggles of Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and the disenfranchisement of black voters in America, delving much deeper into the voting irregularities in the last couple of Presidential elections than the controlled media ever did, to the point where only a total jackass could not see that voter fraud heavily played into and swayed the election. From their website (www.americanblackout.com): “American Blackout critically examines the contemporary tactics used to control our democratic process and silence voices of political dissent.” It can be watched in its entirety on Google Video (until Internet 2 comes around and attempts to take control over the web, resulting in a bunch of sex, gambling and sports addicted Internet junkies going full-blown into revolt.)

The second award-winning documentary is “Holler Back: [Not] Voting in an American Town,” from Lulu Fries’dat, with whom I have had the pleasure of sharing an Om or two [Let me just suggest to you that if you meet her and think you are going to be clever and ask her, "Would you like fries with 'dat?" to be prepared to spend the rest of your life with only one functioning testicle.] This film follows a particular town and interviews many Citizens as well as “experts” to explore why people aren’t voting. There is a big fundraiser party today, Monday, November 3rd, 2008 which involves food, music, an auction and a free blowjob given by Ms. “Fries With That” to the 600th entrant–that last prize alone has got my one remaining testicle pumping overtime in excitement for the chance to win and have 15-seconds of respite from her gabbing on and on about the importance of voting! [info at: http://www.hollerbackfilm.com/party.html]

There is NO DOUBT that the voting system in this country is completely broken and manipulated. I remember reading a news piece in The Americans Bulletin a few year back that, for whatever reason, didn’t seem to get coverage in the mainstream media, that something like three out of the four electronic voting machine companies had been PROVEN to be easily broken into and manipulated and the fourth company refused to be tested, saying, “Trust us,” which is Yiddish for “Fuck you.”

In an interview, Bev Harris, who runs the website www.blackboxvoting.org, which is one of the best websites covering the voting system fraud, said how she set up a call-in line after one election to report if you experienced any voter “irregularity.” She said the numbers were staggering–a couple of million, I believe!

If we had this kind of irregularity in our bowels we would either seek a colonic to clean the crap out once and for all or remove the butt plug that we keep in there for “medical reasons.” But in our voting system we seem to be like, “Yeah, it’s not perfect but it is still better than anyplace in the world.” I’m pretty tired of being compared to China where they torture prisoners and have their military policing the country–wait, did I say “China” or “America”? I guess the comparison is okay then.

Does this mean we don’t vote? In ancient Athens they had a policy that everyone had to participate in the political system. If you were like, “Politics is just not my thing. You guys voice your opinions how you like and I’ll just sit this one out” they’d be like, “If you don’t participate, the only ‘out’ you’ll be doing is getting the fuck out!” We have to vote, if for no other reason than to force the manipulators to work harder for their soul-selling actions. But don’t kid yourself that your vote counts; that would be just downright silly.

So who is Swami X voting for? Was the title of this piece too vague for you dimwits? I am putting all my efforts–with phone calls, handing out of fliers, talking to people, wearing Chinese sweat factory made “John McCain for President” buttons–in order to see this man become the 44th President of the united States of America.

This is not because I agree with his policies or think him any more than a pathetic robot whose only good decision was to dump his crip wife and marry that hot moneybag. It is not because, like the media, I turned a blind eye when he went to a fundraiser sponsored by the Rothchilds in England–which is totally illegal according to our campaign policies. It is not because I believe the amnesty bill for illegal immigrants with his name on it wasn’t part of a bigger plan to destroy this country or that despite the lame bought-and-sold media spoonfeeding the public that his “anti-torture” bill that “defeated” Bush’s torture bill was yet another “maverick” action, when anyone who actually read the bill would see that it gave Bush every torturous thing he wanted and more.

“Heh-Heh, now thanks to John, I can put pliers to young boys genitals in front of their parents and not only make the parents tell us anything I want them to but get my own rocks off because I like anything to do with little boys and pliers–come to think of it, I wonder if that Pope there in Spain, I mean, France–you know, that place where they all wear the big steeple hats and colorful dresses–has any priest jobs open for me when I’m done with this gig. I hear it’s much easier to sneak male escorts into the Vatican than it was into the White House.”

It is not because I believe him to be gay lovers with General Betrayus–I mean, Petraeus–after all the non-stop love rants about him given at every opportunity (perhaps if they allowed gay marriages these two could come out of the closet and proudly hold hands and McCain could kiss him on the lips instead of constantly blowing kisses to him from afar.) It wasn’t even because he called his wife a “cunt,” although in my mind this is his most redeeming quality [Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOl4iT46Eec to watch a one-minute clip of a town hall meeting where I guy asks him about this, one of the moments I recorded on my journal page entitled: "Why I'm Proud To Be An American."]

My decision is also not because I think the only “change” Obama represents is fake change and that I couldn’t vote for him because–come on, I mean he’s black! I actually think because he is a great speaker and his rhetoric is motivating (as opposed to the warming words of McCain: “A hundred years in Iraq–sounds good to me!”) he has more of a potential to wake up Americans to nonsense with his RAH-RAH cheer and put them to sleep regarding the real tyranny at their doorsteps. And if I wanted to vote for a motivational speaker for President, it would be the horse-faced, Nephilim giant Tony Robbins, hands down. Nor is it the fact that he gave his word to agree not to  accept public campaign financing, until he saw how good at it he was and then went totally against his word, showing that his word is worth about as much as the American dollar and that he is just another whore and in the United States of Benetton we need a whore of every color to make us feel like we’re selling a product that cares about everyone equally.

What about a Third Party candidate like the Libertarian Candidate, Bob Barr? I was campaigning for Ron Paul, one of the only honest politicians left, and when he dropped out of the race I did look into other Third Party candidates. Most of them seemed like total religious freaks to me: “Not only will I make abortion illegal in every State in the Union, but I will also make hangers illegal in case any of those murdering mothers try to kill those fully-formed 3-week old clumps of cells–who I, incidentally, think should be granted full voting rights.”  

And Bob Barr is just too much of a pussy for me–or anyone in the world–to take seriously. I could see him trying to give a State of the Union address and no one paying attention: “Good evening, fellow Americans. Hi, uh, guys? Would you mind keeping it down, I’m trying to give my State of the Union address here. Uh, cameraman, I’m over here.” I think about as many Congressmen that I see in attendance on C-SPAN coverage of the House voting on any particular bill would attend any event at which that King Pussy would be speaking, honored, or even doing valet parking for.

It would also probably look like you were watching one of those “Bloopers” shows anytime he attended a world event, with the other leaders constantly bursting into tearful laughter at what a joke he is. I’m not one to wave my “Made in China” flag and say, “America, fuck yeah!” but I would probably choose to put on an orange Guantanamo jumpsuit for asserting my First Amendment right to free speech under one of the two top-tier dictators before donning the stars and stripes with that pussy as Commander in Chief.

Once McCain is elected, I will put all my efforts, sitting in meditation and praying to the God of George Bush Jr., known as “Satan,” focusing cosmic energy–or by hiring a hitman if needed–to see that Sarah Palin becomes the 45th President of the united States of America (After the Feds didn’t consider three white supremists with guns who admitted they were planning to kill Obama a threat, I’m not too worried about them showing up at my doorstep with this joke of a “threat.”) 

And this is not because I admire her ability to compartmentalize her thinking on ethics to find it repugnant to vacuum out a zygote the size of a piece of rice while having no problem killing and skinning a full-grown animal herself. Nor is this because I favor her support for pussies who call themselves “hunters” to be able to shoot out of helicopters and kill innocent animals with no effort in the name of “sport,” which is as “sporting” as the riflemen about to blow to kingdom come a blindfolded man standing 20-yards away against a wall who was accused of saying, “Queen Elizabeth II is a whore“–because apparently the truth in Orwellian England is considered a crime. Nor is it in admiration of her political savvy when she attempted to subvert the legal system and not allow a vote to take place that would clearly shut down the savage practice of aerial “hunting” because most Alaskans are against it. It is not because I think she would be about as competent at being Vice-President or President as Borat. It is only partly because I want Saturday Night Live’s Tina Faye to forever be employed as her impersonator. The real reason is to show the American moron that this isn’t a joke, that we get wasted one night and vote and the next day we sober up and say, “Shit–he won?” And “Damn, if he dies that total incompetent Tina Faye look-alike will be President!” We need to get our “Patriot Supremist Groups” together, joined on the principles of love for our country based on the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and start “assassinating” these fucks long before they get into the White House.

The failings of this country are not because of a President, even if he seems as moronic as George W. Bush. People will argue both sides of “the power of the President” issue. The same person that responds to, “He has no foreign policy experience!” with “That doesn’t matter, he’ll hire people on his staff that do,” will blame either the other candidate or the lame (duck) President for being solely responsible for our present or future downfall. According to Sean David Morton, New Life Expo headliner and remote-viewer, “Getting mad at George Bush is like getting mad at Ronald McDonald because you have a beef with McDonald’s.” Like Ronald McDonald, the President is just the clown who stands out in the front, the only difference being in the case of George Bush, Jr., unlike Ronald, he only wears his red and white stockings behind closed doors.

With all the “checks and balances” that our Founding Fathers put into this “Great Experiment,” the Legislative Branch was supposed to be the most powerful (that’s the Congress, jackass.) So the few of us left who actually care about losing our civil liberties say, “The President is the worst with his Patriot Act and the doing away of Posse Comitatus,” while totally ignoring the fact that the Congress is the one that voted to approve this totalitarian legislature.

My last computer broke right after I heard Hillary Clinton answer the question, “How come you voted in favor of the war in Iraq and now are talking against it?” with the rhetoric, “I didn’t vote for the war, what I voted for was giving the President the authority to do whatever the fuck he wants,” in which case I couldn’t help but to put my foot through the computer screen. This is like giving a 13-year old the keys to the car and when she crashes it into a telephone pole saying, “Not my fault–I wasn’t driving.”

This is the same Congress that voted in favor of The “Patriot” Act when it was totally revamped at around 3:00 in the morning on the day of voting with additions that had already been rejected by members of Congress in debate because THEY WERE PLAYING POLITICS and were too pussiated to vote against it and then have to tell their constituents “Sorry I wasn’t tough on terrorism. I mistakenly thought your civil liberties meant something to you and would be a mistake to vote on something I didn’t read that would risk those. My bad.” So is Congress to blame? Not exactly.

Back in the old days, the Colonists were unbelievably well-read; book sales showed that they bought significantly more books than their English brethren overseas (of course it’s possible they were using the books to provide tinder for their fireplaces but I’d like to keep the dream alive.) And, like the men of Athens, they knew that they were a vital part of this newly forming Republic and that they couldn’t “sit this one out.”

Ultimately, I think it is us who have fallen short of our duties and I think most of the blame falls on “We The People,” a reference to the opening line of The Constitution for those of you who haven’t read, you know, the document reportedly referred to as “A goddamn piece of paper!” by George Bush, Jr. We haven’t lived up to our duties as the ultimate “checker and balancer” of the system.

The historian and moralist Lord Acton (1834–1902) wrote in 1887: “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” The Constitution is not a piece a paper that grants the Citizen any of his God-given rights but is a whip and chair to keep the government in line, because the Founding Fathers knew from their studies of men and government that Lord Acton was right–that given the power to rule over others, even “great men” would turn bad–even if he made his great quote 100 years after them.

The other thing that the Founders said was necessary for this “Great Experiment” to work was an ethical society. Due to many reasons, ethics have flown out the window allowing greed to occupy the house. The elite manipulators use a monetary system that has built in flaws, such as the money automatically being inflated and inevitably deflated, to keep the Citizen always struggling. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, but apparently it requires an economic scholar, to see that if you keep printing money and dumping it into circulation that it makes the value of the dollar worth about as much as single-ply toilet paper and only mildly less absorbant.

You ask many people about the social issues they not only care about but actually champion and most will say that they aren’t really actively involved with any issue–that they’re just trying to survive, pay their bills, put food on their family’s table, send their kids to school. On the one hand this is admirable, taking care of your pack. On the other hand it is a sad expression of manipulation, the elite stuffing into their own mouths the bread sweated into creation by the kneeding of the hard-working man and woman, leaving them just a few leftover crumbs to feed their families–and calling this “The American Dream.” 

It is not going to be easy to change a system that has been controlled for many years by an elite, especially when we have been conditioned to believe that “This is the best we can do,” that “Only by the sweat of your brow can you succeed.” There is another way. And that is not through competition but through cooperation. I will write more about this in an upcoming piece but a good primer would be to watch the documentary Zeitgeist: Addendum, which can be seen for free on Google Video.

So who am I going to vote for? I’m going to probably write-in “Ron Paul.” “You’re throwing your vote away!” One could say that Obama is definitely winning in New York and if you live in New York there is no need to vote anyway. One could also say that voting for a Third Party candidate is a “wasted vote” because they never win. This is again the conditioning that has chained the elephant to the tree for so long that even after removing the chains he has been trained not to go far from the tree.

In most States, a Third Party candidate can’t even get on the ballot. When watching the Presidential Debates–the only time all year I turned on my television–I heard one of the moderators say, “One of you will be the next President of the United States.” Not “might” or “probably” but “will.” What a fuck you to the Bob Barr pussies out there! And also to the American people, telling us that the choice we have is really a limited choice–and if you don’t choose one of these two people then you’re “wasting your vote.” It’s this type of conditioning that has us voting between Hitler and Stalin and feeling that we are somehow free and that we are deciding the future of America.

In the last Matrix movie, Neo came across The Architect, who seemed to be the personified computer program running the Matrix. To paraphrase what he told Neo, “You think you’re ‘the One’? You’re the eighth ‘One.’ We give you something to fight over, like the freedom of Zion, and then you occupy your time and minds and efforts on that and miss the bigger enslavement that is going on.”

In The Declaration of Independence it is written:

“…all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.”  

We can decide the future of America but that involves more than voting on manipulated electronic voting machines for one of two New World Order-controlled Ronald McDonald’s, while struggling just to make ends meet and pretending that this is the best it can be. Maybe the suffering has to increase to such levels that they are no longer “sufferable” before we stand up and shout out our windows: “I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!” (“Network”)

 

The following are some of my election and immediately following the election predictions:

(1) The newscasters are going to be pushing “The Bradley Effect,” the idea that while people being polled say they would vote for Obama, that they are really racist and are lying to the pollsters. A question that any prober for truth would ask is, “Why wouldn’t they just tell the pollster that they are voting for McCain?” This is a bullshit excuse to justify how Obama could be up in the polls by over 10% one week and then “suddenly” it is a head-to-head battle again. If it were an honest vote, I don’t care how racist our country is, McCain wouldn’t stand a chance. If McCain does win you can count on “The Bradley Effect” being the front story over “The Voting System Is A Manipulated Joke.”

(2) The controllers are going to make the election appear to be very close.

The final tally…either or:

(3) Barack Obama will win the Presidency and will be assassinated within a month, resulting in martial law being declared in our country. This could have the potential to lead the country into a serious rebellion but, most likely, the Citizens will go back to sleep once the corporate “news” starts broadcasting the latest Britney Spears scandal. The more obvious martial law signs, such as military patrolling the streets, curfews, having to suck-off the “fingermen” if they catch you after curfew (”V for Vendetta” reference) will lighten up but they may keep martial law overriding, which subverts the Constitution and its protections.

If he is not assassinated, there will be some world event, be it real or created “terrorism,” a world economic crisis, or one or more countries vying for control–such as China and Russia dumping the U.S. dollar. Trilateral Commission co-founder and top Obama advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski and NWOS (New World Order Scum), Joe Biden, Colin Powell and Madeleine Albright have all voiced about “imminent problems” coming when Obama becomes President or the need to essentially “Stay with the Team Leader and wave your pom-poms no matter what! Give me a ‘C’…Give me an ‘H’…Give me an ‘A’…Give me an ‘N’…Give me a ‘G’…Give me an ‘E’…What’s that spell? ‘CHANGE.’ I can’t hear you. CHANGE! Yay team!” as cheerleader Biden put it.

In conspiracy circles, when NWOS voice about what “may” happen and what we should be prepared for “just in case,” it’s as nefarious as when all the White House main players loading up on Cipro and then it “suddenly” Anthrax was sent to people in a “terrorist” action blamed naturally on Islamos (which breaks down phonetically to “IS-LAME-OS”, meaning it’s a lame scapegoat and not the real cause of anything) that later was proven to come from inside the U.S. and then later was pinned “definitively” on a scientist who many have said, even co-workers, that he didn’t have the technological ability to transform the Anthrax into the military-grade version that it was. Oh, he conveniently “suicided” himself and it seems the case is closed. But then we were back to American Idol and forgot all about the lies and cover-ups. There were other people who were “suicided,” like the DC Madame, conveniently before she had planned to give names of high-end clients (possibly Dick Cheney, one of the last few politicians who likes pussy almost as much as he likes taking it in the ass), and others who “suicided” themselves with multiple gunshots to the back of their heads or by “drowning themselves” by throwing themselves in a lake with their mouth gagged and their hands tied behind their backs. An “issue” occurring soon after if Obama becomes President is as much a given as the fact that last night millions of Americans masturbated thinking of Sarah Palin in doggie position, with a few perverts imagining giving her the old “Dirty Sanchez.”

(4) McCain will win the Presidency and it will be so obviously due to voter fraud that there will be uprisings, especially in black communities. The local governors will declare martial law and troups will be sent in to “keep the peace.” There is the possibility that so many uprisings will occur that lame (duck) President Bush will declare national martial law until things settle down, but I don’t see this. They will also use one of these first two scenarios to try out their Haliburton-built concentration camps that can hold altogether over 100 million people.

Some other possibilities:

(5) Some false-flag, homegrown terrorist action will happen here, maybe even as big as a suitcase nuke, and martial law will be declared. They will probably blame it on their already dead and cold CIA asset, Osama bin Laden or perhaps on “Al-Qaeda from Iran”–as if they would ever bomb us–in order to push through the papers that are already sitting on the President’s desk to authorize war with Iran, forgetting of course that only Congress can declare war.

(6) If McCain gets in, the possibility of war with Iran is more likely.

(7) No matter who gets in the economy will probably crash, as after being force-fed on a diet of Bush and Dick over Cunnilingus Rice, there is no question that out of our Colin’s will come a stink that not even a courtesy flush will dissipate. if not immediately then within the next two years, especially as other countries start to cut loose our once bucking buck that is now heaving between gasps. There will be emergency legislative measures that will attempt a “new” money system, like the Amero, to be a combination currency for the unannounced North American Union. The people who denied this before and called anyone who mentioned it a “conspiracy theorist,” will be praising it as a savior.

(8) As a surprise, it is possible that while we are focusing on the safety of the future President (especially if it is Obama) and the future administration, that there is going to be some drama that happens while the current administration is lame duck until around January 20th when the amscray-=besides all the Executive Orders that Bush is putting into law, something of which I always questioned the Constitutionality. Georgie Boy may be “suicided” by an “Islamo” and/or Dickhead may find himself six-feet under or at least unable to continue his post through to the end, probably due to “health” reasons. Might be like throwing all your money on Red #34 but in these crazy times anything is possible!

(8) The big dump that the current administration has taken in the Red, White & Blue toilet bowl, whether NWOS planned or from deciding policy based on tossing a coin, has stuffed it up and the clean-up crew coming in is going to have to get on their hands and knees (reminding them of their “Skull & Bones pledging), take the plunge(r) and get their hands dirty. Regardless of who gets into Captain Kirk’s seat, and no matter how hard Scotty the engineer is “Giving it all I can!” there’s going to be a shitstorm ahead.

 

The future is never written in stone and any psychic who tells you what will definitely happen in the future has assured that the only thing “definite” is that she is a fraud. We have tremendous power to create change. The New World Order does its best to keep us in fear, struggling, feeling separate and hateful of others so that we can’t step up into our full power and easily kick them to the curb. Sometimes a “dark” prediction sends out an energetic counterforce–between the “light workers” who are working against the settling of darkness, to the “naysayers” who send out, “That prediction is bullshit!”–and this also energetically shift things.

Unlike others who make predictions, I hope that all of my “dark” ones are wrong. I also see great hope and light as one possible future but, truthfully, not without a lot of great difficulties first. I hope that we band together and create a light force that no amount of darkness can penetrate. I believe this is definitely possible but requires a change of consciousness. Like an alcoholic only finally accepting that he has hit bottom when the jail cell bars slam in his face, great tragedy from without is sometimes the only way to force great change to occur from within. It doesn’t have to be, though.

Let us pray we are strong enough to create change without tragedy and if we are not, that the suffering is not great, that we endure, and that the light at the end of the tunnel is not an oncoming train but Heaven on Earth. Either way, it’s exciting times–let’s enjoy them!

REFLECTION:

Who do you blame for the country not being as optimal as you believe it could be? Who do you blame for your life not being as optimal as you believe it could be? Where can you accept responsibility–without blame? There is great power in accepting responsibility for our futures. There also becomes not one else to blame for our lack, which is kind of a bummer.

MEDITATION:

Imagine the elections going off without a hitch and that whoever becomes President–no matter what his previous agenda or who was pulling his strings–his heart and compassion grows to such a level that he drops all “politics” and becomes a real LEADER. See him bringing us all together by fostering union and caring–not through flag-waving rhetoric but through authentic caring. FEEL how AWESOME it feels to KNOW that the world is now a better, safer place for us and our children, not just the children of this country, but the children of the world…for they are all our children.