Archive for November, 2009

God’s Palette

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

© November 18, 2009

modified November 24, 2009

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When I paint

People see it as my gift

When it is God gifting me

With His presence

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He holds my hand and uses me as His paintbrush

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Because they cannot see further than me

To the real painter beyond the canvas

Their appreciation is fleeting

based on colors and composition and brushstrokes

They don’t see that it is all God’s palette

And whatever color

Whatever arrangement

However heavy or light my caress

It is His Creation

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And it is perfection

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I am tired of sharing God

To the critics and colorblind

I consider capping my paints

Leaving my canvas empty

Or blocking God out

Painting with my own hand

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While the canvas will lack the touch of Grace

At least I could accept the insults as my own

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But I like to paint

And when I do

God is always present

Working through me

Coloring my canvas

With His touch

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I wish they would learn

To open to God

To be painters

Instead of commentators

To appreciate God in His presence

No matter what color He chooses to paint

Swami X and Abandon to be on CBS News!

Monday, November 9th, 2009
Ahmed bin Fartin and Abandhi bin Fartin

Ahmed bin Fartin and Abandhi bin Fartin

I was planning a mass shooting at a military base today with my dog, when I was detained not by Homeland Security doing one of their 4th Amendment violation stops but by Channel 2 News. They talked to me briefly before I was dragged off to the police department, where they repeatedly assaulted me and had me sign some paper saying that I have officially changed my name to Achmed Bin Fartin and that I am an Al Qaeda operative who hates America. I was then sodomized by my cellmate as they watched; I didn’t mind the sodomy so much but a little privacy would have been nice.

At first the pigs threatened to kill my mother but when I responded, “Go ahead and kill that bitch,” they shifted their threat to my dog and so I signed their lying paper, feeling like Gerry Conlon from In The Name of the Father, as I just brought her along to kill two birds with one stone, combining a mass shooting with her walk, and didn’t think she should fry as she had no part in the planning of the mass shooting.

If I had the same superhuman abilities of the Fort Hood shooter, in an Oswaldian effort I might have killed not only two birds but also 13 people and injured 30, for a highly improbably near-50% kill rate with two hand guns that required reloading under highly stressful conditions, in order to serve the orchestrators desire to demonize private gun ownership and Muslims, while spreading fear that we are not safe in our own country and distracting the public in a puff of “Britney Spears Shaves Her Head” from our shitty economy, Obama sending more troops to Afghanistan and the complete media shut-out of our soldiers continuing to die in Iraq.

Fortunately, to paraphrase from the movie, The Count of Monte Cristo, “I am a Swami, not a saint.” Tune in tonight at 5:00 p.m. to Channel 2 News to see their interrogation.

[Check out: http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/96.html for a news report about "another" mass shooting by a lone gunman with two pistols that sneaked its way onto the air before it was pulled off and never replayed.]