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Swami X (Swami X)



2JuneJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 3 of 7)

Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my...

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by Swami Xin HairTags boy george, christian slater, dharma, enlightenment, hair, haircut, karma chameleon, kickboxing, orgy, playback, Robert Rodriguez, scissors, spirituality, swami, wal-mart, walmart00
1JuneJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 2 of 7)

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there, hair,...

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by Swami Xin HairTags audubon, Billy Hufsey, Days of Our Lives, Emilio, hair, India Arie, Jew-Fro, Jewfro, Karl Malden, Lady Gaga, porn, who am I00
31MayJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 1 of 7)

I am not my hair I am not this skin I am not your expectations no no I am not...

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by Swami Xin HairTags disco ball, dyke, hair, India, India Arie, Jews, multi-colored, revolution, skinhead00
31MayMay 31, 2013

Shorter posts

To (Both) My Loyal Readers: Because I realize in this text message world that reading any piece over a few...

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by Swami Xin From the Editor00
23MayMay 31, 2013

The Cliff’s Edge

© May 15, 2013 by Swami X “Just a little breeze and the flower opens… or the first ray of...

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by Swami Xin Poetry00
19MayMay 22, 2013

Zouk You!

© May 12, 2013 Whenever I tell someone I take Zouk classes they inevitably ask me, “What’s Zouk?” to which...

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by Swami Xin Dancing ShoesTags baseball, buddha, dance, eggo, henri, hunzicker, john travolta, leggo, pet rock, rebel yogi, salsa, scientology, shannon, swami, swami x, tom cruise, velandia, yoga, zouk, zouk nation, zoukny00
16MayMay 23, 2013

God’s Face

© April 21, 2013 by Swami X He is in his flow      lesson plans unscripted      stories unrehearsed      jokes unprepared Drenching...

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by Swami Xin Dancing Shoes, PoetryTags dance, face, god, god's face, teacher, zouk00
15MayMay 19, 2013

THE SECOND COMING!

              For about two years I had written entrees on my un-blog, Enlightening Nonsense,...

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by Swami Xin IntroductionTags angelina, anonymous, blog, breasts, bullshit, cartman, enlightening, jesus, jolie, muslim, nonsense, spiritual, spirituality, swami x, testicles, un-blog, westboro00
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