Enlightening Nonsense

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Friend is mad at me

For mentioning my big cock

She should just suck it!

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entering subway

in the car or on the tracks

makes no difference

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© August 24, 2011

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Sitting at the Master’s feet

His pen scribbles frantically

Trying to capture Enlightenment like a butterfly

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In front of him is his mind

Acting as translator

Speaking the language of interpretation

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By the time he re-reads his notes

The mind’s high has worn off

No longer drunk from imbibing euphoria

Through the clear straw of the Master

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Through an amateur alchemist

His words are transmuted into action

But this fool’s gold

Is a worthless imposter

Lacking the luster of the original

Even it’s sparkle is dull

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Sitting at the Master’s feet

Drowned out by the noise of his personal crowd

The Master’s silence cannot be heard

Putting down the net

He watched the butterfly dance—

And caught it at last!

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(c) July 6, 2011

The last time I saw a green schwanz like that I was blowing Kermit The Frog!

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My cock is in hand

Woops–there goes my erection!

Just handful of balls

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(c) July 3, 2011

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Home feels best to me

All my sharp knives in the drawer

Ready to kill me

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(c) July 6, 2011

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Without my girlfriend

Life has no meaning for me

Shouldn’t have killed her

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(c) August 17, 2011

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Gratitude to God

For both the joy and the pain

Life’s a bitch–but great!

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(c) August 27, 2011 by Swami X

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I am so thirsty

Yet rain pours down upon me

My mouth must be closed

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© July 29, 2011

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Lying on my back

Sun shining in a blue sky

Dog licking my face

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