Archive for the ‘Haiku’ Category

Smelly Indians

Friday, April 20th, 2012

An Indian hook-er

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I am grateful for
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a lot of things, but not for
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smelly Indians!

Silence

Friday, April 13th, 2012

(c) April 13, 2012 by Swami X

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He’s “finding his voice”

Still doesn’t get that silence

is the real power

Open Hand

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

(c) March 11, 2012 by Swami X

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I open my hand
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and let the butterfly go
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She was never mine

Gone

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

man-in-straight-jacket.

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They want to take me

To a place where I am gone

Rather kill myself

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Suck it!

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

man_measuring_penis.


Friend is mad at me

For mentioning my big cock

She should just suck it!

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Subway

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

subway

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entering subway

in the car or on the tracks

makes no difference

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Sitting At The Master’s Feet

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

© August 24, 2011

Osho-on-Meditation-in-master-presence

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Sitting at the Master’s feet

His pen scribbles frantically

Trying to capture Enlightenment like a butterfly

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In front of him is his mind

Acting as translator

Speaking the language of interpretation

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By the time he re-reads his notes

The mind’s high has worn off

No longer drunk from imbibing euphoria

Through the clear straw of the Master

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Through an amateur alchemist

His words are transmuted into action

But this fool’s gold

Is a worthless imposter

Lacking the luster of the original

Even it’s sparkle is dull

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Sitting at the Master’s feet

Drowned out by the noise of his personal crowd

The Master’s silence cannot be heard


Putting down the net

He watched the butterfly dance—

And caught it at last!

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Flaccid

Monday, October 10th, 2011

(c) July 6, 2011

The last time I saw a green schvonz like that I was blowing Kermit The Frog!

The last time I saw a green schwanz like that I was blowing Kermit The Frog!

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My cock is in hand

Woops–there goes my erection!

Just handful of balls

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Knife Drawer

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

(c) July 3, 2011

shuffle_24f

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Home feels best to me

All my sharp knives in the drawer

Ready to kill me

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Without

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

(c) July 6, 2011

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Without my girlfriend

Life has no meaning for me

Shouldn’t have killed her

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