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		<title>Seeds Of Deception</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swami X</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[© September 11, 2011 Today is the 10th Anniversary of the event that escalated the course of our government’s outward expression of disrespect of the civil liberties of the citizens it supposedly represents and the first bold cutting of the Constitution into paper dolls. Rather than go through point by point the inconsistencies in the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: right;">© September 11, 2011</p>
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<p>Today is the 10<sup style="vertical-align: super;">th</sup> Anniversary of the event that escalated the course of our government’s outward expression of disrespect of the civil liberties of the citizens it supposedly represents and the first bold cutting of the Constitution into paper dolls. Rather than go through point by point the inconsistencies in the government’s conspiracy fable on what occurred on that day, I am going to present a few ideas that may suggest that, like in the movie <em style="font-style: italic;">Inception,</em> ideas that you think are your own have been carefully planted into your head. But unlike <em style="font-style: italic;">Inception</em>, these ideas were planted while you were conscious, or as conscious as one of the human flock of farm animals can be.</p>
<p>I walked around today wearing my <strong style="font-weight: bold;">9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB</strong> T-shirt that I got from <a href="http://www.infowars.com">www.infowars.com</a>, the home of the fat fear-mongering exaggerator Alex Jones. While I find some of his exaggerations to be downright lies, I do credit Alex’s documentary <em style="font-style: italic;">9/11 The Road To Tyranny</em> with pointing me further down the rabbit hole into which I had already dove headfirst.</p>
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<p>One main objection to people thinking that 9/11 could be an inside job comes in the form of a question asked in a doubtful tone<em style="font-style: italic;">:</em></p>
<p><em style="font-style: italic;"> </em></p>
<p><em style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“So you think our government would kill 3000 of its own people?”</span></em></p>
<p>My answer to this query is an unequivocal, <span style="color: #008000;"><em style="font-style: italic;">“Yes.”</em> </span>But their objection comes less from history and logic and more from their personal ethical and emotional system not being in alignment with the idea of killing for personal gain.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>FOR THE COMPLETE PIECE GO TO:</strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>FOR COMPLETE PEACE WAKE THE HECK UP!</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Dominican Father&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swami X</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. DOMINICAN FATHER’S DAY By Swami X, AX correspondent June 19, 2011, 9:45 pm EST . WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC (AX)—In preparation for Father’s Day, the New York City police force was out in full numbers and riot gear in the Washington Heights area today. Said Officer Jelly Doe, “We’re dealing with Dominicans here, not Puerto [...]]]></description>
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<img class="size-full wp-image-6561" title="Minnesota-460f_799578c" src="http://rebelyogi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Minnesota-460f_799578c.jpg" alt="New York City's finest preparing to crack a little Dominican skull" width="460" height="288" /><p class="wp-caption-text">NYC&#39;s finest preparing to crack a little Dominican skull. Photo by the late Elonzo Rodriguez</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">.</span></p>
<p>DOMINICAN FATHER’S DAY</p>
<p>By Swami X, <em>AX</em> correspondent</p>
<p>June 19, 2011, 9:45 pm EST</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC (AX)—In preparation for Father’s Day, the New York City police force was out in full numbers and riot gear in the Washington Heights area today. Said Officer Jelly Doe, <em>“We’re dealing with Dominicans here, not Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans will sexually assault women at their parades and events, which we <em>handle by bringing them back to the station and Volpe-sizing them with our billy clubs but Dominicans on Father’s Day</em>—now that’s a nightmare I don’t even want to imagine!”</em></p>
<p>Officer Jelly Doe&#8217;s worries were not unfounded: the average 26-year old Dominican male in Washington Heights has five children from at least five different women; to spend time with each of their perspective “baby mamas” and their children in a single day would be an unthinkable task to maneuver.</p>
<p>Officer Chocolate Sprinkle said, <em>“While I hate all Hispanic cockroaches, Dominicans are the type of cockroaches that leave a dozen little cockroaches crawling around in their wake and they need to be stomped out.” </em>But the day passed with no incident.</p>
<p>New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly released the following statement: <em>“We had anticipated that each young Dominican father of five to twelve children would be running from mother to mother in order to visit each of his children on Father’s Day, causing a ruckus and chaos and general pandemonium. What we found was quite the opposite. Because young Dominican men care only about getting drunk and high and put little to no effort into the responsibility of fatherhood, instead of spending time running to and from each of their ‘baby mamas’ and children, they were all home lying on their couches either drunk or high. Besides writing a couple of dozen tickets for noise violations for blasting crappy Hispanic reggae tone music from box radios and parked cars with their doors open, the day was pretty uneventful for our boys in blue.”</em></p>
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<p><em>Swami X is a rebel yogi who prefers the company of cockroaches to Dominicans.</em></p>
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		<title>Osama Bin Lied To</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 06:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swami X</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you’ve been hiding in a Saddam Hussein bunker, you have seen the mainstream news that: “WE GOT HIM!”—United States Special Forces have killed Osama Bin Laden. If you read conspiracy websites, some supposed high level sources from inside the Bush administration have said that Bin Laden died years ago and was Osama Bin Kept Alive [...]]]></description>
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<p>Unless you’ve been hiding in a Saddam Hussein bunker, you have seen the mainstream news that: <em>“WE GOT HIM!”</em>—United States Special Forces have killed Osama Bin Laden. If you read conspiracy websites, some supposed high level sources from inside the Bush administration have said that Bin Laden died years ago and was Osama Bin Kept Alive by our government to act as a boogey man to pull out of the hat whenever approval ratings slumped.<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">1</span></strong> I have looked at both sources for years and I don’t know what to believe anymore. The only thing that I don’t believe—but <em>know</em>—is that the government has been lying to us for a long time about Osama Bin Laden, that the media is their mode of distributing their propaganda and they’ve finally decided to Bin Lay Him To Rest.</p>
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		<title>Johnny Weir—Skater, Stylist, Sodomist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[. JOHNNY WEIR—SKATER, STYLIST, SODOMIST By Swami X, AX International Writer February 8, 4:30 pm EST . CHICAGO (AX)—The fruity 2008 Olympic bronze medal winning American figure skater, Johnny Weir, decided to use the skating ring to make his statement: “I’m queer, I’m here—-deal with it!” But instead of making his declaration in words, he [...]]]></description>
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<p>JOHNNY WEIR—SKATER, STYLIST, SODOMIST</p>
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<p>By Swami X, AX International Writer</p>
<p>February 8, 4:30 pm EST</p>
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<p>CHICAGO (AX)—The fruity 2008 Olympic bronze medal winning American figure skater, Johnny Weir, decided to use the skating ring to make his statement: <em>“I’m queer, I’m here—-deal with it!” </em>But instead of making his declaration in words, he did it by designing a totally faggy black sleeveless dress with sheer white sleeves.</p>
<p>This story would have passed away overnight with all the other “Gay Man Does Something Silly” articles if it weren’t for a specific choice he made—-having a tuft of fox fur placed on the shoulder of his gown. The animal rights group, Friends of Animals, didn’t take too kindly to this accentuation and wrote Mr. Weir a letter asking him to have it removed.</p>
<p>Weir’s response at first was, <em>“Deal with it, bitch!”</em> that was, until he started to receive threats from less stable elements within the animal rights movement.  Said his agent, Tara Modlin, <em>“Since when was a man wearing a dress a crime?”</em> One needs go no further than our Holy Bible for an answer to her query:</p>
<p>Genesis 37:3  <em>And God said to Joseph, “What’s with the gay dress? You have forced me to throw you into a pit and then sell you into slavery” to which Joseph responded, “What-e-ver, God!” </em></p>
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<p>Weir said that wearing fur was a personal choice. <em>“There are other causes that concern me more, such as homelessness, soldiers dying and the devastation of Haiti.”</em></p>
<p>One might ask what exactly Weir has done for these “other causes” that he professes to be so “concerned” about, as his busy schedule of ten hours a day at his sewing machine and a half-hour a day skating doesn’t leave much time for social activism. One might also ask how not contributing to an industry that anally electrocutes and often skins animals alive in cruel and unusual ways would detract in any way his “concern” for the aforementioned causes. The questioning “one” would have to be outside of the mainstream media, of course, as the depth of reporting coming from that controlled group of whores is about as shallow as the hidden graves of the oversea victims of the CIA. To their credit, on American soil they bury the bodies a lot deeper.</p>
<p>This writer cares for the rights of the small tribe of Botswelians who, due to an oppressive tribe leader, have been unable to trim their armpit hair for decades but this priority would not lead him to kick a homeless person in passing—-even if he didn’t care about the homeless situation.</p>
<p>Being aloof to suffering is one thing; justifying it is something entirely different. Perhaps Johnny Weir should stick with skating and designing women’s fashion for gay men and not feign compassion while not accepting responsibility for his choices.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-weir-fur&amp;prov=ap&amp;type=lgns"><span style="color: #0000ff;">http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-weir-fur&amp;prov=ap&amp;type=lgns</span></a></em></p>
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<p><em>Swami X is a rebel yogi who only wears dresses made with faux fur.</em></p>
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