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Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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I was very concerned that I was a gay man, as not only do I like to shove random objects up my ass but I also like to watch Justin Bieber videos. To my relief I was able to rule this possibility out and instead conclude that I was just a pedophile.

Justin Bieber is 16-years old but looks like he is nine. He is a cute kid and I think he has an excellent singing voice. Sure I find it a little ridiculous when he sings a line like, “Whatever you want, Shorty, I’ll give it to you,” which is like hearing some little black kid taking the pacifier out of his mouth for a minute in order to sing, “You my nigga.” And when I hear these youngins sing about love, when the only love they have experienced to date is the love for their teddy bears and his mommies, the only reason I take my notepad out is to immortalize what will make me wet myself with laughter on the reread.

I also find it ridiculous how they dress little Justin up like a Barbie Doll. “We’ll give you pristine jeans that sag a bit, a colorful T, cover it with a button up shirt and give you a baseball cap and a hoodie to make you look like a rich kid from the suburbs who is trying to play “gangsta.”

I have watched “One Less Lonely Girl” [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8] and “One Time” [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8] about 20 times each. “One Less Lonely Girl” is a cute video involving a girl who does laundry while Justin just sits around drooling over her with his guitar, like a mouth-watering priest as he reviews the latest wave of altar boys to come through his parish. She drops a scarf and he sets up a bunch of signs and pictures and arrows leading her on a scavenger hunt to find her scarf that ends with him in a room with a romantic light set-up. When they dance as intimately as two kids at a Catholic school formal with Sister Superior enforcing the 1-Foot Between Genitals Rule, and after blowing my load even I feel like a pervert watching this while masturbating.

In “One Time,” Justin is playing video games with his friend in Usher’s house. Usher calls and says he won’t be making it home until later and so, unbeknownst to Usher, Justin decides to throw a big party in his house. When he puts his arm around some girl, I cringe at how awkward he looks only in part because she is like three feet taller than him but mostly because it reminds me of my high school prom when I first threw my arm around my date Lestina and thought to myself that if the roles were reversed, I would never give any cooch to his jackass. So when Serpico came in the room and I was lubricating my computer monitor with the white clumpy grease, I thought quickly on my feet, like Maxwell Smart from the old “Get Smart” television show. “Would you believe that just like how divers rub spit into their goggles to prevent fogging, rubbing jiz into the monitor prevents oil smudges when you inadvertently brush your cock against the screen?” She wasn’t buying it, partly because I had already used the old, “It breaks down oil” excuse to justify cumming in her face. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hd2e_tRBlY]

She walked out in disgust, thinking me perverted for wacking off to 15-year old girls. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I was rubbing one off with the young, nubile Justin on my mind. And I certainly didn’t tell her that the reason I was with her was because with her buzz cut hairstyle and flat chest she makes me think I am banging a 9-year old boy and when I shout out during orgasm, “Take it, you cute little Pampers boy!” that I am thinking about a cute little boy who wears Pampers.

Fifth Lesson From A Tree

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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The park seemed to have a strange hush over it, as if God himself had shushed it like an unruly child. As I looked down the steps at the expanse of the night sky and the Bethesda Fountain and the lake reflecting the lights from The Boathouse, it was hard to tell if I was looking at a picturesque view of nature or a natural view of a picture.

When I got to my tree friend, I greeted him in the usual manner and leaned my back against him. He wrapped his arms around me and embraced me in a vacuum where the silence was deafening. It was as if I had entered the Creation of the universe and was at the “In the beginning…” part of the story.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters.

And then suddenly my tree friend became God and said, “Let there be light” and a planet that was pregnant with possibility gave birth to Life. He pointed his conductor’s baton upwards and a slight wind arose and the rustling of branches broke the silence. Next he aimed his attention at the lake and a duck added his instrument to the music of the night. He then directed his stick into the distance and stirred awake the motor of a car. One by one he invited the musicians to join in and music started to fill the air and soon the once tranquil park was alive and thunderous with a full orchestra.

My tree friend was showing me how our ears have become deaf to the melodies that consistently play for us. By stopping the music altogether and then by adding one piece at a time to the ensemble, I could not only appreciate the song as if for the first time, but I could also discern each player who played their part in the Universal Company and what formerly sounded to me just like noise, now was a beautiful composition of harmony.

Each day we melt down individual contributions to the whole like crayons from a 64-piece set until they are a uniform brown mess. Lacking an appreciation for the coloring that each individual piece adds to the box, our drawings become nondescript. We seek Oneness yet in that Oneness we blind ourselves the ability to discern and appreciate our incomparable…and beautiful…differences.

And so we seek to limit the multitude of expressions of the spectrum—from Aquamarine to Denim to Navy to Turquoise—to only one ray of color that we call “Blue.” What was once a rainbow of manifestation now has become a uniform white light. And we are told that this is the ultimate goal, to come together and dissolve our uniqueness into blandness.

Without the individual trees, you don’t have a forest. Without the mountains and the sky, you don’t have a vista. And without the individual, you don’t have the whole.

My tree friend showed me that it is only when we honor each separate being as a part unto itself by listening to his music without trying to change his instrument or melody, that we can unite into a collective unit whose multitude of hues and shades and musicality can combine to draw any picture or play any song we can imagine from the infinite Source of our creativity.

He showed me that we are God and perhaps we have forgotten to start “In the beginning” and are trying to color our world with a brown piece of collective wax we call Oneness and instead of conceiving a paradise, we are creating a world of mediocrity.

“It is through the contrast of living in separate vessels that we [understand] our Divine connection more exquisitely.”

2012 Atlantean Revelations by Sri Ram Kaa & Kira Raa

The Anal Sex Debate: Take 2

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

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I was talking to Duck “in the box,” meaning the Instant Message box on the bottom right corner of my computer’s monitor. I put up with her tedious talk about her mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s and her dreams about enrolling in language immersion programs in different countries and her thoughts on the meaning of life. Finally I saw my chance to delve into something of real worth.

“So what exactly is it about anal sex that you have a fear of?” Higher consciousness, the coming shift in 2012, Tiger Woods latest shananigans—all these lesser topics could wait. It seemed a fair enough question and what she returned to me wasn’t a fair enough answer. In fact, it wasn’t an answer at all.

“I don’t want to talk about that!” Being the ever-sensitive companion, I ignored her.

“I mean, is it because you think it would be painful? Or do you think it is somehow degrading? Or did you watch too many seasons of the HBO prison drama series “Oz” about an experimental prison where more freedom was granted to the inmates and yet after every week of someone else being murdered or sodomized they still couldn’t ever come to the conclusion that the ‘experiment’ wasn’t working?”

“I told you already!” she said.

“Well apparently I don’t remember. Can you tell me again?”

She never told me and after a half-hour of grilling, I felt like the “bad cop” who had grown exhausted from his interrogating and was ready to call in the “good cop,” who would probably use a softer approach like, “Do you want a cigarette? Now let me just stick a finger in there.” While Duck charged me with being an anally obsessed jackass, I assured her that I was not anally obsessed, although I would concede to being a jackass.

To her the issue was about me sticking my schlong in her ass. To me the issue was about communication. I hadn’t had anal sex for probably about 8 years and before that another 8 years had passed before I got “Oz” on any chick. I had survived this long on a few breadcrumbs of anal and wasn’t really jonesing for an ass cheek sandwich. And besides, even if Duck was like, “Yeah, I’m in!” I probably wouldn’t be seeing her in person for at least another year, as it would probably take me that long to pay off my debts and earn enough money to fly in the luggage department to Peru, and by that time I’m not even sure if I will still be able to get an erection, let alone put some boogie in the butt.

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If she just said something like, “You know, I am a little scared it might hurt, your cock being the size of an elephant’s and all,” I would have probably grabbed a peanut with my dick and stuffed it in my ass and dropped the whole issue. But saying, “I don’t want to talk about it!” is like plugging up your ears and saying, “I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU! I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU!” like a child having a temper tantrum, not an adult. I may dress like a child, play like a child, cry like a child and buy cereal just for the prize at the bottom of the box like a child, but when it comes to communicating with people, I do so like an adult. Some might disagree but these are only idiots who define adults as older, living dead people who don’t discuss anal sex.

We’ve all heard some cheesy broad doing the circuit, pushing her latest “relationship” book which contains the same tired old information that she seems to think is somehow innovative about how “Communication is the foundation of any good relationship,” while there isn’t a man alive besides some Japanese tourist whose slit eyes are hiding behind his Fuji camera who would bother to even talk to a pig like her, let alone fuck her. It’s not innovative, but it’s true.

If you are in a relationship with anyone—be it a lover or a parent or a child or a co-worker—and you can’t ask or receive a question without one of you plugging up your ears and ass, then that relationship will only survive if one of you is Helen Keller and the other one has Down’s Syndrome with eyes that are so far apart that he looks like a flounder. Add 3,700 miles to the equation and not even Einstein would say it’s solvable. I knew this was the beginning of the end for Duck and me, or perhaps that, like life, it starts to die the minute you take your first breath, and that I would have to seek anal—I mean, a significant other—elsewhere.

Fourth Lesson From A Tree

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

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When I got to my tree friend, we shared our usual salutation and then I rested my back against him and set my gaze high and unfocused so that I could encompass all into view. I saw the sky and the branches and the light slurry of snow drifting down through them and it felt like I was in one of those things you shake up and it snows. Everything seemed to be moving in slow motion and this is how he shared his next lesson with me.

Most of us are constantly running from one place to the next. “I’m picking up my daughter from school,” “I’m going downtown,” “I’m dropping off my rent check.” But while responsibility reigns and duty dictates, we seem to forget that on the way to picking up our daughters, or riding the subway downtown, or walking to the landlord, there is a whole slew of ripe sights and sounds and experiences ready for the picking and savoring.

Looking up, I saw single snowflakes, too light for gravity to take hold of them, drifting on invisible currents toward the ground. The whole world around me stopped and all that was moving were these little white angels falling Earthbound. No worries, no “To Do” list, no thoughts of where I’m going in body or in life entered the scene, for these distracting thoughts are too fast to be felt when you slow yourself down to be fully present for whatever little angels presents their wings to you.

As I left my tree friend, I brought my mind back into play like a net to help me catch this butterfly experience to later translate into words that can still fly, knowing that true experience is like snowflakes that will disappear when the heat of our thinking minds tries to hold onto it. I witnessed my legs moving half the speed that they usually carry my body and everything around me continuing to be slowed down.

While the whirlwind of the world will never stop its tumultuous twirl and the tornado of the times will not disappear by us fighting to hold our legs in place, when we step into its eye, we also enter the “I” of our own center’s silence.

Slowing down can mean physically, to move our bodies through space at a pace that doesn’t feel like we are trying to catch up to a time that is always running one step ahead of us. Just by breathing deeper and slower, the fast things around us still go at burning speeds but we remain unsinged by their fire. It is time to throw away our “To Do” lists and stop rushing to do…and slow down and start to be.

My Spastic Double

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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As I was crossing the street, I saw a long-haired, grubby, bearded dude dancing frantically on the corner, as if he had just rubbed some Ben Gay on a groin pull and by mistake got some on his Johnson. I checked my physical body to make sure that what I was seeing wasn’t a large mirror reflecting my own flailing body, for this dirty, flea-infested wack job was a dead ringer for me and dancing on street corners is one of my frequent pastimes. I didn’t think it was me because I believe myself to be a little more graceful in my moves and so I smiled broadly. Of course it was possible that I was like one of those tone deaf douchebags on his audition for “American Idol” who thinks he’s the shit when really he is shit.

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He stopped suddenly and started walking and I just so happened to be going his way. I caught up to him and walking alongside him I said, “How ya’ doin’?” He looked at me and what seconds ago was a man seemingly acting without a concern in the world for what others might think of him, now became a mute who clammed up like a nerdy boy responding to a pretty girl who asked him for the time, right before he unloads his bladder down his pant leg. He gave me a guttural sound and a head nod and looked nervously ahead. I didn’t let him get off so easy.

“What’s your story, brother?”

He gave me a one-word answer like, “Nothing.”

“Come on we all have a story. I have a story…I like stories.”

“Oh.”

“You’ve got nothing for me?”

“No.”

Now anyone with either half a brain or something better to do would have just dropped the matter and been on his way. But I only have a quarter of a brain and I have nothing better to do—so I didn’t.

“I don’t get it, a minute ago I saw you dancing without a care in the world and now just talking one-on-one you seem so closed off.” At this point I almost hoped he would jump on me, knock me to the ground and bite my ear off while shouting, “DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! CAT STEVENS RULES!” just to break up the monotony and because I like Cat Stevens. But he didn’t.

He was a real fuckin’ bore when he wasn’t dancing, kind of like “Fun Bobby” without alcohol on Friends. I was going to tell him that if he were on Friends and acted this way, Monica would have no choice but to dump him but I was afraid he would say that Monica would never go out with a guy like him, to which I’d have to go through all the losers she’s dated over the ten seasons run and, frankly, I wasn’t sure that Old Grubby here was worth the series in review.

Staples was to my left and I said, “I’ve got to buy a…a staple now. Yeah, a staple. Take care.” He mumbled a word and I silently cursed his high school public speaking teacher for giving up on him prematurely.

I reflected on how cool it would be if everyone just danced wildly whenever they felt the urge, without the need for some major psychosis to act like a few drinks at a party to loosen them up. What’s the worst that would happen? Maybe someone would laugh at you because that is the only way they know to drown out the little voice inside of them that quietly whispers, “I would like to be that free.”

I know if I have the urge to dance like that I will—and I have—regardless of what is going on around me. And if some long-haired, grubby, dirty, flea-infested swami came up to me and asked me my “story,” I would tell him that I was not put on the planet to tuck his filthy ass under the blanket and read him a bedtime story. I probably would be just as closed off as my spastic double…but at least I’d be a little more eloquent about it.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this piece last week and needed to have someone take the matching pictures of the Joaquin Phoenix burn-out pics. I went on the sidewalk and asked some young, gayish-looking dude, “Hi, can you take a couple of quick pictures of me?” figuring those gays are good with artistic stuff. He almost completely ignored me and then just say, “No,” without missing a beat. I think he might have even just say, “N…,” as he didn’t even find me worth the “O”.

The next guy I asked was happy to do it and even asked to look at the comparison photos another time so as to take the best shots he could on my dinosaur 4 megapixel Canon PowerShot. I asked him where he was from originally and he told me Germany. It seems that whether exterminating Jews or taking photos, those Germans really put their hearts into it.

The Emerald And The Ruby

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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I had to squint to see the beautiful Emerald as the light reflecting off its many facets caused my eyes to water. From where I stood, she seemed flawless. I dreamed of holding her, possessing her, gazing forever into her Emerald eyes.

And then I saw the rare Ruby that had only arrived today. I had briefly read about her in print years earlier. A mysterious disappearance…thought to be stolen…gone forever…only resurfacing this year.

She was pulsating with vibration and glowing with light. The closer I got to her, I could feel my whole body start to tremble. I asked the attendant if there was some special sound system used to cause this throbbing effect that penetrated to my bones like the heavy bass booming through a dance club’s speakers. He told me that the vibration came from the Ruby herself and that there was no additional amplification that created the effect.

“How about the glow?” I asked. “Clearly that is done with some kind of laser.” He told me that no external light was added, that her luminescence came from within.

I had gone to exhibits around the world and held many a precious stone in my hand, but this Ruby didn’t look like any other gem I had ever seen. Yes, she was somewhat circular, and somewhat shiny, but that was where the similarities ended. She wasn’t just a pretty stone—which they all were. She contained a life force that you could palpably feel when she was in your sight.

I brought my face right up to her display and could see my own reflection shining back at me, more handsome than any mirror had ever shown it. She seemed to make me look better than I was and I started to feel better than I had been.

This gangly, awkward, street kid that most had shied away from, thinking me dangerous or strange, had grown into a man in a suit. But my appearance never seemed to bring me any respect. No matter how much I tried to fit in, I was never accepted. But when she shone her light on me, in that instant I stopped being a man and became a brilliant gem myself. Staring into her face I became lost in her light. I don’t know how long I stood there motionless and I would have continued to be standing there like a stone if the man behind me hadn’t tapped me on the shoulder.

“She’s a beauty, eh sir?” said the man, snapping me out of my trance. He called me “sir,” a term of respect that I never seemed to get until she had lit up my own inner glow. I felt in her presence that the whole world was available to me, for now my dark shadows had melted away with the light she had lit inside of me.

And then I thought that perhaps this was the key to her beauty, that she focused her light on everyone who was around her, making us all glow a little brighter; from her container we were the precious stones.

I went back to where the Emerald was kept. And now I no longer had to squint to look at her, for once my eyes adjusted to the intense glow of the Ruby, the Emerald looked almost dim by comparison—still a beautiful piece, with shapes and curves, cut to perfection. But she didn’t make my heart come alive the way the Ruby did.

I realized it was my own light that was making the Emerald look so bright and when I no longer shined it on her, she looked just like an ordinary stone. And now my desire to make her my own was gone.

I went back to the museum every day. And the same lines I used to wait on eagerly to see the Emerald, now seemed to make me impatient. And so I said to myself that I would gladly see her if there was no line…but there always was. And soon I didn’t even try.

But I would wait for hours if need be to stand face to face with the Ruby that had not captured my heart, for she would never encase me with her love, but left it in my chest to beat faster when just thinking about her.

Not A Porn Site

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

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Being a civil libertarian and a champion of the individual’s rights, I generally let all my un-blog readers’ comments go up without editing them out, even though the comments are only a hair’s width more intelligent than the postings I see at the conspiracy website prisonplanet.com, which seems to require the phrase, “I’d like to kill all those Zionist Nazi bastards!” to be included in every posting.

Just the other day there was an article there about how Christian missionaries in Haiti were stopped trying to take Haitian children across the border and the Haitian authorities are seeking charges of kidnapping against them. Glancing down at the comments section, sure enough—an article about Christian pedophiles—has comments like, “Well at least they’re not as bad as the Zionist Jews!”

I’ve received a few spam comments at Enlightening Nonsense and a few from blogs that obviously have a computer program that lets them know if anyone writes certain keywords so that they can “ping” them and ask to cross-link in the hope of increasing traffic to their site. I’ve accepted a few of those, finding it amusing that, for example, a golf site would ask me to cross-link because I used a phrase to describe my ass as looking as if someone had given me an ass-kicking while wearing a pair of spiked golf shoes.” [http://rebelyogi.com/not-brad-pitt.html] Some I’ve rejected.

And then there was some comments from “Chad,” an early stalker of mine, which were just so vile and stupid that I not only blocked them but I had to jump in a cesspool just to feel clean after reading them. [See “Mein Kampf” [http://rebelyogi.com/mein-kampf-2.html]

So the other day was the first time I blocked a comment from a reader who is neither unknown nor a complete moron like Chad. It was posted to my piece “The Anal Sex Debate” [http://rebelyogi.com/the-anal-sex-debate.html]. They posted a link to a webpage that contained funny, dirty cartoons.

I went to the site and, personally, I liked it. But as much trash and filth as you may perceive me to utter, it is all nonsense designed to entertain, to shock you out of your stupor, to reclaim ALL of the words and thoughts and feelings and emotions that the yoga posers have told us are not “spiritual” and therefore off-limits, and because it is fun for me. But I don’t particularly care nor intend for this un-blog to become a place where a group of derelicts gather to share their latest deviancies and foul-mouthed antics.

And sometimes I even find it sad when people think that they have to talk like sewer rats in order to “keep up” with me, especially when that is not their authenticity. For those of you who have taken a class with me or heard me speak in person, I rarely curse and have only used the phrase, “As dry as a nun’s vagina” when I was speaking at the 10 million person Gathering of Pedophile Clergy at the Vatican and even then it was only based from my personal experience of sleeping with nuns and not used frivolously.

I want to emphasize that the poster was not “bad” for posting the link and that I actually liked what I saw on the site; I think I laughed out loud three times and blew two loads, the second of which cost me $300 to get my keyboard cleaned.

But as much as I like to support free expression, this is not a democracy—this is an anarchical dictatorship, which means that I make the rules and I break them, too. This is in contrast to the United States of America, which is a dictatorship, disguised as a Democracy, supposed to be a Republic.

Oh no, looks like that line will get me on the terrorist watch list! I wouldn’t mind if it were the old days, when that would translate into full body cavity searches at the airports, which has resulted in my laughing out loud three times and blowing two loads, the second of which has caused the zipper on my carry-on to always stick.

But in today’s day and age, it means accumulating disease-causing radiation in my body as I am forced to stand in a full-body scanner which will produce completely naked pictures of my body and result in my being forced to drop my pants as, what always happens, they mistake my 14” cock for a shotgun and then having all the workers print out a copy of my naked scan and ask me to sign it, thinking with a schlong that big that I must be some famous porn star.

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Third Lesson From A Tree

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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It was 19° F and the “F” stood for “Friggin’ cold!” I had screwed Abandon earlier with a short walk and when I suggested that she just pinch a loaf in the house tonight, she said, “As much as a pile of crap on your floor would go unnoticed in this dump—get your lazy ass up and take me to the park!” While I wear the pants in this relationship, in part because I think people who dress their dogs up in little outfits are idiots who never grew out of playing with Barbie and Ken dolls, I knew she was right—that a pile of crap would go unnoticed—and so I took her out.

The wind was blowing and my nipples had gotten past the point of erect and to the point of risking shattering with any sudden movement. As I approached my tree friend I said, “Seriously, just a few breaths and I’m outta here!” He just smiled at me and in a silence I was too cold to hear said, “That’s all I need.”

After sharing breaths, he guided me to lean my back against him. I said, “Seriously, just for a second. I’m freezing my nuts off here!” I turned around and leaned against him. And suddenly the cold disappeared, like that feeling you get when you find a warm patch in the ocean and think, “This is so delightful!” until you realize that you just swam into a pool of piss from some bastard swimming near you. I could hear and see the wind blowing the branches around me but I somehow seemed insulated from the cold in my tree friend’s warm embrace. At that point, there was no man leaning against a tree or tree supporting a man; our physical forms could no longer be delineated.

He showed me how when you press yourself close to another, not physically but by seeking understanding and union, all the coldness that was between you before will disappear in an instant, for there is no more “between you,” no separation, only One Being. He then told me to be like a squirrel and take my cold nuts home.

“Meeting is the melting of boundaries, blurring of the divisions, overlapping, overflowing.”

—Osho from Meetings With Remarkable People (p. 110)

Johnny Weir—Skater, Stylist, Sodomist

Monday, February 8th, 2010

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JOHNNY WEIR—SKATER, STYLIST, SODOMIST

By Swami X, AX International Writer

February 8, 4:30 pm EST

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CHICAGO (AX)—The fruity 2008 Olympic bronze medal winning American figure skater, Johnny Weir, decided to use the skating ring to make his statement: “I’m queer, I’m here—-deal with it!” But instead of making his declaration in words, he did it by designing a totally faggy black sleeveless dress with sheer white sleeves.

This story would have passed away overnight with all the other “Gay Man Does Something Silly” articles if it weren’t for a specific choice he made—-having a tuft of fox fur placed on the shoulder of his gown. The animal rights group, Friends of Animals, didn’t take too kindly to this accentuation and wrote Mr. Weir a letter asking him to have it removed.

Weir’s response at first was, “Deal with it, bitch!” that was, until he started to receive threats from less stable elements within the animal rights movement.  Said his agent, Tara Modlin, “Since when was a man wearing a dress a crime?” One needs go no further than our Holy Bible for an answer to her query:

Genesis 37:3  And God said to Joseph, “What’s with the gay dress? You have forced me to throw you into a pit and then sell you into slavery” to which Joseph responded, “What-e-ver, God!”

Weir said that wearing fur was a personal choice. “There are other causes that concern me more, such as homelessness, soldiers dying and the devastation of Haiti.”

One might ask what exactly Weir has done for these “other causes” that he professes to be so “concerned” about, as his busy schedule of ten hours a day at his sewing machine and a half-hour a day skating doesn’t leave much time for social activism. One might also ask how not contributing to an industry that anally electrocutes and often skins animals alive in cruel and unusual ways would detract in any way his “concern” for the aforementioned causes. The questioning “one” would have to be outside of the mainstream media, of course, as the depth of reporting coming from that controlled group of whores is about as shallow as the hidden graves of the oversea victims of the CIA. To their credit, on American soil they bury the bodies a lot deeper.

This writer cares for the rights of the small tribe of Botswelians who, due to an oppressive tribe leader, have been unable to trim their armpit hair for decades but this priority would not lead him to kick a homeless person in passing—-even if he didn’t care about the homeless situation.

Being aloof to suffering is one thing; justifying it is something entirely different. Perhaps Johnny Weir should stick with skating and designing women’s fashion for gay men and not feign compassion while not accepting responsibility for his choices.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-weir-fur&prov=ap&type=lgns

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Swami X is a rebel yogi who only wears dresses made with faux fur.

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Happiness Today

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

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Happiness today

Tomorrow it slips away

What’s the fuckin’ point?

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