[From the Editor]: I WANTED TO LET YOU, MY BELOVED READERS (BOTH OF YOU), KNOW THAT TODAY I COMPLETED THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY FIRST BOOK. I STILL HAVE A LOT MORE WORK AND EDITING AND PHOTOGRAPHS AND LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY, BEFORE IT WILL BE READY FOR PUBLICATION. I PUT IN ONLY ABOUT 12 DAYS ON IT AND STILL MANAGED TO POST A FEW DOOZIES ON “ENLIGHTENING NONSENSE”–THAT EVELYN WOODS SPEEDWRITING CLASS REALLY PAID OFF!
I LOOK FORWARD TO SHARING IT WITH THE WORLD, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO BE AN “OPRAH’S BOOK CLUB CHOICE” SO THAT I CAN GET ON HER SHOW AND ASK HER FLAT OUT:
“OPRAH, TOM CRUISE–GAY OR FLAMING GAY?”
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Acting (poorly as usual) not gay “Tommy, your ass or mine tonight?”