Enlightening Nonsense

Daily I am getting daily many new sign-ups to my un-blog. Most are clearly just computer generated nonsense from companies so that they can post comments under my pieces like, “Viagra for only $5 a pill!” I just received one the other day under my “Band-Aid Dressing” piece for a discount on Band-Aids! Many have email addresses that have “.ru” at the end,” which at first I took pride in myself thinking that my rebel yogi antics had infected Russia but now realize this to be as false a plague as the bird-flu virus was, without the benefit of Donald Rumsfeld making money selling the vaccine. So now I am preparing to clear house.

I WANT EVERY SUBSCRIBER TO WRITE A LINE OR TWO ABOUT WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE(S), WHICH ONES HAVE TOUCHED YOUR HEART OR YOUR SOUL OR MAYBE JUST YOUR FUNNY BONE. BE IT A SECTION, LIKE “POETRY,” OR A SPECIFIC PIECE I MIGHT HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT PEDOPHILE PRIESTS OR MY HUGE COCK (WHICH NARROWS IT DOWN TO 103 PIECES!)

TAKE NOTE, THIS WILL IN NO WAY CHANGE WHAT I CHOOSE TO POST, AS YOUR OPINION IS AS IRRELEVANT TO ME AS MINE SHOULD BE TO YOU. I’M SOLELY WRITING FOR THE MONEY!

I will probably be cleaning house (which I need to do with my apartment!) and deleting many users that don’t write anything. But also, this will pull you out of your safe haven of being a pussy and force you to put your voice out there, which I hope you will do proudly. Sometimes we could all use a prompt.

There is a needed balance in this world of silence (meditativeness) and noise (action.) Those who meditate tend to be quiet pussies that keep to themselves. Those who take action are usually loudmouth jackasses who posture as wanting to change the world solely so they don’t have to focus on changing themselves. Osho talked about the new man being “Zorba The Buddha,” that he or she will have the meditative silence and connection to the Self like the Buddha and will also live life with the zest and dance and song of Zorba The Greek. I would extend this to include the poles (and by “poles” I don’t mean Polacks, which are not included) of silence and noise, inner action and outer action.

Malcolm X said, “If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.” This is another way of saying if you sit silently while action is called for you are a pussy, and a problemed pussy at that, which no amount of antibiotics from the gyno will clean up.

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