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I had a weird dream the other night that had I shared it on Freud’s couch he would have had no choice but to call in his cleaning staff to sterilize not only his couch but his vas deferens. If revealed to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. as small talk on the civil rights march to Selma, Alabama he would have dropped his dream of blacks and whites holding up their hands together in a Gray Power solute, turned right back around, and started a Back To Africa campaign.

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Menage A Twat2According to the Draconian laws of today, having bad dreams and difficulty balancing your budget is enough for over 150,000 veterans to lose their 2nd Amendment right to carry a gun because, go figure, after seven tours of duty in Iraq where they watched friends and government-proclaimed enemies–and often themselves–killed, disfigured and/or disabled many have nightmares and struggle to keep their bank books accurate. Well, I suppose the dead soldiers don’t have nightmares. “I’m sorry, our account shows you have $323 in your bank account, not $322 as you have listed. Please leave your gun on the table before you are sent on your next government paid holiday to Afghanistan. You will also be receiving an audit from the IRS after Obama cuts them loose from his pet project of harassing Tea Party Non-Profits.”

My dream doesn’t necessarily make me any more of a risk for carrying a loaded weapon than these men, unless that weapon happens to be my cock…

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Menage A Twat7I am walking outdoors in a park with two women and it isclear that we are about to engage in a ménage. I am pretty psyched about the prospect of having my penis inside of one person’s vagina while the other one’s big toe is inside of my ass. But something has welled up in me that is beyond the basic human drive to fill orifices with digits. I feel a genuine caring for these two people and in my idealized dream world it seems like the magic and magnitude, the excitement and exhilaration of love and freedom and possibilities–multiplied by two!

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