After receiving commentary on my last piece entitled, “Swami X Endorses John McCain For President,” it became painfully clear to me that many people read my pieces like they live their lives–with a quick glance at the title and then fake their way through the rest. It was almost as if I wrote a piece entitled, “I Hate Black People” where the whole piece was about how much I love and respect people of all colors and anyone who says such ignorant statements as “I Hate Black People” is an idiot, and then having Al Sharpton arrange a protest on my street corner with hundreds of black and white cookies yelling what a piece of racist shit I am. (Speaking of the black and white cookie, to me it is not a representation of perfect harmony among the races, as others have proposed, but a statement of, “We’re cool as long as you stay on your side of the line!” In my mind, hardly the poster cookie for racial harmony–more accurately racial co-existence; not “We are all One cookie,” but “We are all ON one cookie, so let’s just deal with it.”)
So, to be clear to all my “read the title and skim maybe a paragraph or two at most” posse: no, I have not “changed” my endorsement post-election from the “maverick” to the “black guy.” No, I have not pulled the psychic lie of denying my last incorrect psychic prediction and still claiming I have a 98% accuracy rating (but enough about Jill Dahne, whose stock “must buy” prediction with specific date to sell cost me over $2000 and whose love prediction date for me which came and passed and had my head going into a swirl every time I met a girl with “the name,” wondering “Is she my soulmate?” But don’t worry, her 98% accuracy rating hasn’t changed since 1952; apparently the same accountant who gave John McCain the numbers that had him telling the American people that our economy was sound has a sideline business as a psychic’s number man. (Not sure if this is better than a psychic who I know and think is one of the few good psychics, whose inaccurate Presidential prediction blog entry–giving one of two choices both of which didn’t come true–suddenly disappeared from her website.) And NO, the title of this piece is not meant to be taken seriously.
Rule #1 of writing is not to insult your readership. I think the person who made this rule was the same person who said, “There are no stupid questions.” That prick must have come from the caveman era when the only questions asked were, “We go hunt?” and after a fresh kill, “We fuck it first?”, both reasonable questions for the time.
I have heard plenty of indisputably stupid questions and many of my readers are so moronic that to not say so would be to deny the yogic principle of satya, truth. Every time I start to have faith that someone may “get it,” a complete moron like Chad comes along [see "Mein Kampf"] and makes me consider the “cup half-full” aspect of total nuclear annihilation of the human race–at least the I.Q. on the planet would bump up a few points.
I just want to be clear, because if I hear one of you rocket scientists say, “Yeah, Swami X first endorsed McCain for President but then switched his endorsement–after the election–to Obama,” unlike Jesus, I’m not going to hang on the cross and say, “Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do,” I’m going to have my last recorded words be: ”Let one thing be clear and do not allow any pedophiles to misinterpret these words of mine through the ages: You are all idiots and I don’t forgive you for this. I’m hanging from a cross, for God’s sake!”
I thought Hillary Clinton was a shoe-in for the Presidency. I heard from psychic sources and from sources who claimed that “insiders” had told them that she was already meeting in the White House and getting briefed on “carrying the ball” on the next play. I also heard she attended the last Bilderberg meeting, which usually means that you not only have sex with young male prostitutes–whether you’re male or female–but you also get whatever you desire, in the case of Hillary, human hearts and goblets of blood.
When Hillary didn’t get the bid, I had egg on my face and even being vegan, I didn’t wipe it off and pretend I was eggless. Whether due to a change in strategy at the New World Order Scum (NWOS) board meeting, the powerful overwhelming influence of emotional rhetoric on the American people, or that this was just totally off period–it didn’t happen.
Before we get back to the election, let’s first get some background on a practice that has been used behind the scenes in the political arena forever. It is called: PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION
Let’s use a couple of salesmen examples first:
PROBLEM: “Hello, my friend. That’s a beautiful tie. You are probably pretty frustrated by the fact that gasoline is costing you so much?
REACTION: “Yeah, homey, that’s some fucked-up shit.”
SOLUTION: “If you buy these special new tires from me, it will increase your car’s gas mileage and you will in effect save money at the pump.”
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PROBLEM: “You’ve been working out for years and haven’t lost any of that weight, huh?
REACTION: “Yeah, homey, that’s some fucked-up shit.”
SOLUTION: “If you buy this personal training package and supplements from me, it will increase your body’s metabolism and you will in effect lose weight.”
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Let’s take a look at an example from the world political arena:
PROBLEM: Hitler bombs the Reichstag and blames it on his enemies.
REACTION: The people are up in arms. They are both scared that they are vulnerable and angry at the fabricated enemies who did this.
SOLUTION: Hitler make’s a bunch of laws that took away individual’s civil liberties in exchange for safety and protection. He could now also invade anyone he wanted without question.
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Now an example from the American stage:
PROBLEM: On 9/11 Islamo-fascists hijacked and flew planes into The World Trade Center and Pentagon, killing over 3,000 innocent people.
REACTION: Americans are shocked, scared and angry.
SOLUTION: The “Patriot” Act passes, taking away individual’s civil liberties in order to, by some twisted trick of logic, “protect” individual’s civil liberties. We also go to war with Afghanistan and Iraq, Iraq having nothing to do with 9/11 (nor Afghanistan, really) but “in order to protect America” the new policy is pre-emptive attacks on countries that may pose a threat to us, even if they, uh, don’t.
I look at the election as a stage play. I don’t know what Act I entailed as I had a bad case of the runs and was in the crapper during the whole act. Act II was “The stupid President that ruined the economy and got us into wars and everyone hating us.” Act III is “The messianic President replaces him and we are all saved.” I read the play before paying my overpriced ticket (but skimmed through Act I, as it was really rather dry reading) and so when Act II came along and everyone was going,“He’s the worst President ever!” I was like, “Don’t get mad at the actor, you’ll feel better after Act III.”
As any decent psychic will tell you–if you can even find one–the future is not written in stone and free-will can change everything and “Free Willy” is a good movie. As any decent person will tell you, no one has the whole truth and anyone who says they do is full of shit. My sources and myself were wrong before and I could be wrong again. But here is one thing I will ALMOST guarantee you will see in the future, according to the PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION formula and also based on some of the sources that I have read:
Already occurred:
PROBLEM: The economy is down the shitter and everyone is tired of wars.
REACTION: Americans have lost faith in their leadership.
SOLUTION: We will be offered someone with a “new” outlook who can inspire people with his words and charm (was anyone really “inspired” by the “charisma” of John McCain?) We will turn up the heat so that we can play some more of the PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION game. Oh, how fun!
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Economic PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION:
PROBLEM: The economy goes down the shitter, due to either more Federal Reserve Private banker manipulation, a money system that has inflation built in to the game, or perhaps world economies, like Russia and China, dropping the dollar as their trading standard, or a combination of these.
REACTION: Just about all Americans are effected. A lot of Americans seriously suffer and lose their jobs, homes, lives. Other countries will also have economic distress.
SOLUTION: Very few individual’s will oppose the government taking immediate control over certain industries. Perhaps martial law will be instilled, “temporarily,” to “protect” from looting and other chaos. A move towards socialist programs to protect those in need in our country and world governing bodies to regulate certain industries, such as financial and environmental, to “protect” not only American interests but world interests.
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Terrorism and Civil Liberties PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION:
PROBLEM: A false flag operation bigger than the last big false flag operation, 9/11, will occur on U.S. soil.
REACTION: Panic will ensue.
SOLUTION: Temporary martial law will be enforced, at least in the location(s) where the terrorist action(s) occurred. We will “react” by bombing the country where the so-called “terrorists” came from, perhaps Iran. More power will be put into a world regulating body to “protect” not only Americans but the world from the “scourge” of terrorism, whether in the form of a new body or, more likely, an “old” one, like the U.N., will get broader regulating powers.
IN SUMMARY: An economic and/or “terrorist” action will cause people to forget about campaign promises, the environment and even the most important issue–gay marriage–and focus on their fears of survival. Temporary stricter actions will be instilled, such as martial law and the government taking over industries, but the overall picture will be that poster boy Obama, with as much charm as Bill Clinton without the Wandering Dick Syndrome (WDS), will start to push Global Governance, the “New World Order” that has been talked about for decades by the elite, and even written about in their own books, but ignored by the hypnotized masses.
This will translate into new world regulatory organizations being created or, more likely, existing ones, like the United Nations and the World Bank, to be given more power, in order to “protect the world economy” (we saw what happened when America’s stock market crashed) the world from “terrorists,” and the destruction of the environment by carbon taxes and other micromanaging regulations of the people’s personal lives. The bodies and regulations will really be about relinquishing control from the people to the NWOS.
The manipulators will probably lighten up on some of the stranglehold on the economy and even violence seen around the world, making everyone feel like the programs–which basically involve socialistic programs and world regulatory bodies that relinquish American Sovereignty–are the cause for them feeling better off economically and safer from the boogey man.
The sad thing is, coming from a “consciousness” perspective, the American people will look upon these world regulatory bodies not as a loss of sovereignty for America and her Citizens but as a savior. The sheep will walk themselves to the slaughter.
REFLECTION:
Reflect over just about any situation you have ever been in that required more than one party and a decision to be made. Notice how PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION almost always is the outline. PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION is part of just about every manipulative situation you can think of. Perhaps it is your girlfriend feeling you don’t care about her enough regarding her decision to highlight her hair or not (PROBLEM.) Your reaction that you are going out with the boys to play poker and she can do whatever the fuck she wants with her hair didn’t exactly go over too smoothly. Her REACTION is to bitch and moan and say you’ll never see her boobs again. Your REACTION is feeling irritated and wanting to belt her one but thinking, “I really want to see those boobs again.” The SOLUTION is that you blow off your friends, a poker game you arranged a month ahead of time, to spend the night discussing the pros and cons of hair highlights in your whining, stupid girlfriend who does have a nice pair of boobs.
Like the Hillary prediction, I pray I am wrong. As I said, I can almost guarantee on this one that either the economy will seriously crash worse than it has, a “terrorist” action will occur (Joe Biden, Madeline Albright and other big politicians have guaranteed this already) or both and the SOLUTIONS will be more Federal control, International body control or both.
MEDITATION:
Think about those beautiful boobs of the whining, stupid girlfriend in the above example. Mmm…nice. I don’t know about you, but I sure feel a heck of a lot better.
[NOTE: I had worked on this piece almost a month ago and it sat idly, as I have been working on other writing projects of mine. Since that time, I have read news reports about talks of a global economic body to "regulate" money. I have heard about Bush signing all these last-minute laws to screw with the environment (Act II) which will most probably result in our prophet Obama, peace be upon him, to come in to save the day with socialistic environmental controls that extend outside of our country in order to "protect" our environment but really in order to take control out of the individual, out of the country, and into the hands of the NWOS controllers.]
Obama make me fart!!!