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15JuneJune 15, 2016

SUNSETS AND TIDAL WAVES

SUNSETS AND TIDAL WAVES

“Mischief is yours. Sorrow is yours. But virtue also is yours. And purity. You are the source of all purity...

by Swami Xin YOGA & SPIRITUALITYTags 10-day cleanse, buddha, Enlightening Nonsense, god, krishna das, nonviolent communication, nun's vagina, osho, osho buddha deck, rebel yogi, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, satan, sunsets and tidal waves, swami x, www.rebelyogi.com0 0

3NovemberNovember 13, 2015

AUTOCORRECT–Part 2: “Purified” to “Profited”

For those tuning in to Part 2 before Part 1, I am commenting on how my phone changes certain words...

by Swami Xin Autocorrect, Self-ReflectionTags anti-capitalist, Aunt Flo, Autocorrect, chanting, encoding, Enlightening Nonsense, flagellation, god, hindu, masturbation, meditation, original sin, profited, purified, rebel, rebel yogi, scriptures, self inquiry, self-flagellation, swami x, union, vag, vagina, yogi0 0

1NovemberJanuary 24, 2016

AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

“I’m going to a convent. Do you want to join me?” “You’re going to become a nun??” “No! Concert :)”...

by Swami Xin Autocorrect, Self-ReflectionTags Aunt Flo, Autocorrect, capitalist, consciousness, convent, Ego, Enlightening Nonsense, god, iHop, Matrix, nun, original sin, Path train, pervert, profited, purified, pussy, rebel yogi, Rorschach, swami x, swype, vagina0 0

4OctoberOctober 4, 2015

THE SLOW COCKROACH

I was in my kitchen of my cockroach-infested NYC apartment, when I saw a small cockroach in my sink. Like...

by Swami Xin Truth in FictionTags animal rights, Bill Clinton, blue dress, cheerleader, cockroach, douchebag, Everest, Family Guy, fingerbang, Gilligan's Island, god, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, Home of the Brave, Land of the Free, lemming, Monica Lewinsky, Paul Simon, pervert, rebel yogi, Rebel Yogi Swami X, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, retarded, Sir Edmund Hillary, Skipper, Slid Sliding Away, Stewie, swami x, The Slow Cockroach0 0

15JulyJuly 25, 2015

SPIRITUAL LESSONS FROM THE BACHELORETTE

Episode 1: EGO The Bachelorette is one of the shows I have been avidly watching this season. I am tuning in...

by Swami Xin The Bachelor/BacheloretteTags Alcoholic's Anonymous, Ben, E.T., eggo, Ego, Enlightening Nonsense, enlightenment, Exodus, extraterrestrials, god, half-inch worm, Harvard, herbalists, Higher Power, I Am Who I Am, Ian, inchworm, Ivy League, Jared, Leggo of my Ego, Malcolm X, male pattern baldness, mariachi, Mecca, NBC, physics, Popeye, Popeye The Sailor Man, Princeton, rebel yogi, rock bottom, Self-Realization, Spiritual Lessons From The Bachelorette, swami x, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Bachelorette, The End of Your World, Tuberculosis, urinal0 0

6JuneJune 8, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 4 of 7)

“Packed in the plane were white, black, brown, red, and yellow people, blue eyes and blond hair, and my...

by Swami Xin HairTags Allah, armadillo, Aspirin, autobiography, buddha, Douglas Adams, extort, foreskin, god, jesus, Jew, Law & Order, Malcolm X, Mecca, Muhammad, muslim, racist, scam, Special Victims Unit, spiritual, spiritual leaders, spiritual warrior, spirituality, unknown, warrior0 0

16MayMay 23, 2013

God’s Face

© April 21, 2013 by Swami X He is in his flow lesson plans unscripted stories unrehearsed jokes unprepared Drenching...

by Swami Xin Dancing Shoes, PoetryTags dance, face, god, god's face, teacher, zouk0 0

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