Archive for tag: yogi

25MarchMarch 25, 2016

SILVERBUSH

SILVERBUSH

I’m on vacation now visiting my parents in Florida. They’re snowbirds who leave the cold of New York winters to...

by Swami Xin NONSENSETags ben & jerry, ben gay, Enlightening Nonsense, florida, rebel yogi, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, silverbush, snowbird, swami x, vagisil, yoga, yogi, zig zigler, zumba0 0

3JanuaryJanuary 5, 2016

Society’s Child

Society’s Child

© January 2, 2016 by Swami X Delay on the checkout line Tension rises up his spine filling his skull...

by Swami Xin Poetry, ShortiesTags assembly line, Enlightening Nonsense, Poetry, pressure cooker, Rebel Yogi Swami X, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, society's child, swami x, yoga, yogi0 1

3NovemberNovember 13, 2015

AUTOCORRECT–Part 2: “Purified” to “Profited”

For those tuning in to Part 2 before Part 1, I am commenting on how my phone changes certain words...

by Swami Xin Autocorrect, Self-ReflectionTags anti-capitalist, Aunt Flo, Autocorrect, chanting, encoding, Enlightening Nonsense, flagellation, god, hindu, masturbation, meditation, original sin, profited, purified, rebel, rebel yogi, scriptures, self inquiry, self-flagellation, swami x, union, vag, vagina, yogi0 0

24AprilApril 24, 2014

LETHARGY

(c) around 2012 by Swami X Lethargy is here I want to get off the couch But my ass won’t...

by Swami Xin Haiku, Poetry, ShortiesTags Enlightening Nonsense, Lethargy, rebel, rebel yogi, swami x, yoga, yogi0 0

16AprilApril 16, 2014

OLD ADAGE

I was washing a dish in my kitchen sink which, for the record, is a lot more sanitary than washing...

by Swami Xin Shorties, Stories About NothingTags buddha, Enlightening Nonsense, Exxon Valdez, Old Adage, rebel, rebel yogi, swami x, The Thinker, yoga, yogi0 0

25FebruarySeptember 12, 2016

Protected: BUTTERFLY KISSES — Part 3

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

by Swami Xin Self-Reflection, Soulmate Reflections, Truth in Fiction, YogaTags Big Brother, Burning Man, butt plug, Cinderella, dildo, dildos, don't put baby in the corner, dumplings, Elephant Man, Enlightening Nonsense, enlightenment, enriched plutonium, Fukushima, fur, fur hag, hippie, idiot, Machiavelli, North Korea, plutonium, Prince, rebel, rebel yogi, rebelyogi.com, Snowball, state, swami x, The Prince, vegetarian, vegetarian dumplings, yoga, yogi0 0

9FebruaryFebruary 9, 2014

The 8th Wonder

I was walking along 125th Street in Harlem and I passed a sight that I wouldn’t necessarily define as horrifying...

by Swami Xin Self-Reflection, Sexual Deviancy, Stories About NothingTags bloody condom, Bobbit, Brokeback Mountain, Burger King, condom, condoms, deer, deer in the headlights, enlightening, Enlightening Nonsense, Eve, Haley's Comet, Hamlet, Hobbit, Menstruation Man, nonsense, rebel, rebelyogi, swami x, swamix, The Hobbit, two bloody condoms, Wonders of the world, yogi, Yorick0 0

8JanuaryJanuary 8, 2014

Ménage A Twat

I had a weird dream the other night that had I shared it on Freud’s couch he would have had...

by Swami Xin Self-Reflection, Sexual DeviancyTags Enlightening Nonsense, Holy of Holies, kundalini, lingam, menage, Menage A Twat, rebel yogi, swami x, Tantra, yogi0 0

29DecemberDecember 29, 2013

Skin, Flesh, Bones and Marrow

© December 28, 2013 by Swami X “It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your...

by Swami Xin Poetry, ShortiesTags Bodhidharma, bones, enlightening, Enlightening Nonsense, flesh, marrow, nonsense, rebel, rebel yogi, skin, swami x, yogi0 0

19SeptemberSeptember 21, 2013

MY BEST FRIEND HALCYON

In preparation for Burning Man, I came across a billion videos on YouTube posted by the pink-haired burner John “Halcyon”...

by Swami Xin Burning ManTags being fully present, Buddhist, Burning Man, compassion, halcyon, My Best Friend Halcyon, Nietzsche, yoga, yogi0 0