From now on, if the comments aren’t of the nature of “Bend over, bitch, and give the Swami some ass!” I’m gonna delete them. Jees, you people—I give you 500 pages of entertainment and spirituality you won’t find anywhere else and you bastards won’t support me on a little anal!

And you’re right, it IS possible that she can be charmed into finding unexpected delight in doing what you want. But nagging isn’t likely to get you there.

As you say, that is a VERY sensitive area and if that is done badly, it is VERY painful. And why would you want to cause the numinous Duck discomfort, much less pain? You have the manual. Talk to her about just playing around without penetration and let her get comfortable with any action there. You may well be able to gradually help her relax into what you want.

Unless you expect that relationship won’t last long enough for taking your time to be practical. You may need to rush so that you don’t miss any opportunity to get whatever action from you’re going to in the next month or 2.

I will just say this, for the slim hope that Duck will still open her ass for business…

Growing up, my mother made a chicken so dry that if you put it in a nun’s dry vagina the chicken would actually hydrate through the principal of osmosis! We went down to the local parish to do this experiment many times and never found ourselves lacking for volunteers. It would be illogical for me to conclude, “I don’t like chicken” as the result of my mother’s culinary disaster. Perhaps if someone knew how to cook the chicken to keep it sensitive and juicy, not only would it be tasty for the consumer but the chicken itself would feel it lived up to its full potential as a murdered sentient being.

All I really got from your comment is that it was your husband who most benefitted from the curbage.

Now. go ahead and delete it.