I hate to disappoint all you yoga posers, but yoga is not anything “deep” and “spiritual”; it’s just exercise. You stretch, you breathe, you lunge. Stop trying to apply principles of yoga outside of the classroom. Focus only on the physical and never look beyond your nose. If you’re a Jew, that will still give you plenty to view.
There is a lot of talk about “being an individual” and “finding one’s own path.” That is just baby talk by people who don’t know shit about spirituality. Stop whining like a little bitch and join the group, any group. I don’t care whether it is the church, the Glee Club, the Neo-Nazis (Nazis who were big fans of “The Matrix”) or whatever. If you really care about the world, your highest mission should be to give up any thoughts of discovering your individual expression and join the group-mind.
You should always sacrifice your own personal needs for those of others, that is, if you are a real yogi. Most pursue their own selfish desires of “discovering their authentic self” when what they should be doing is discovering a shovel and a pick-ax and getting to work in the field, getting their hands dirty and building something real.
Whether you wanted him as President or not, now that Obama is the top dog, if we want a unified country we need to stand by him no matter what he proposes. Give him your support by giving him your unwavering loyalty.
You want to make the world a better place, then let’s focus on global warming and let Al Gore’s plan for a global carbon tax based on solid science carry the torch, or rather the cooling ball of ice, to a cooler planet, in both the temperature respect and the “West Side Story” sense of “cool.”
Christianity as taught and practiced by the church today is the only valid religion. Only by submitting to Jesus can one save themselves from an eternity of burning in Hell.
Oh, and April Fools (except for the Jews have big noses line, of course.)
“I hate to disappoint all you yoga posers, but yoga is not anything “deep” and “spiritual”; it’s just exercise”
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It depends. If it’s the first class and you force yourself into the Monkey posture… It might open the third eye!..
“Monkey posture”–is that the one where you throw your feces at your neighboring yogis? I used to do that with my classes when I taught at yoga studios but was soon prevented from doing so due to health regulations.