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Swami X (Swami X)

1NovemberJanuary 24, 2016

AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

“I’m going to a convent. Do you want to join me?” “You’re going to become a nun??” “No! Concert :)”...

by Swami Xin Autocorrect, Self-ReflectionTags Aunt Flo, Autocorrect, capitalist, consciousness, convent, Ego, Enlightening Nonsense, god, iHop, Matrix, nun, original sin, Path train, pervert, profited, purified, pussy, rebel yogi, Rorschach, swami x, swype, vagina0 0

10OctoberOctober 10, 2015

THE FRIENDLY COCKROACH

It was late and I was lying shirtless on my uncarpeted linoleum tile floor, screwing around on the computer. In...

by Swami Xin Truth in FictionTags arthropod, Babaji, beam me up scotty, bruce lee, buddha, CILF, cute animals, different strokes, dr. moreau, Enlightening Nonsense, exoskeleton, greenpeace, ham radio, jesus, lokenath, masturbation, Michael Jackson, MILF, mosquitoes, nixon, nunchukus, osho, Raid, rainforests, rebel yogi, Rebel Yogi Swami X, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, save the rainforests, speciesism, Star Trek, swami x, the brady bunch, the friendly cockroach, the island of dr. moreau, the oliver factor, wag the tail, who's on first, YouTube0 0

4OctoberOctober 4, 2015

THE SLOW COCKROACH

I was in my kitchen of my cockroach-infested NYC apartment, when I saw a small cockroach in my sink. Like...

by Swami Xin Truth in FictionTags animal rights, Bill Clinton, blue dress, cheerleader, cockroach, douchebag, Everest, Family Guy, fingerbang, Gilligan's Island, god, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, Home of the Brave, Land of the Free, lemming, Monica Lewinsky, Paul Simon, pervert, rebel yogi, Rebel Yogi Swami X, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, retarded, Sir Edmund Hillary, Skipper, Slid Sliding Away, Stewie, swami x, The Slow Cockroach0 0

23JulyJuly 25, 2015

THE RIGHT TIME

© July 23, 2015 by Swami X Sitting on rocks Gazing across water at train tracks and buildings and...

by Swami Xin Poetry, ShortiesTags Enlightening Nonsense, poem, Poetry, rebel yogi, rebelyogi, swami x, The Right Time0 0

15JulyJuly 25, 2015

SPIRITUAL LESSONS FROM THE BACHELORETTE

Episode 1: EGO The Bachelorette is one of the shows I have been avidly watching this season. I am tuning in...

by Swami Xin The Bachelor/BacheloretteTags Alcoholic's Anonymous, Ben, E.T., eggo, Ego, Enlightening Nonsense, enlightenment, Exodus, extraterrestrials, god, half-inch worm, Harvard, herbalists, Higher Power, I Am Who I Am, Ian, inchworm, Ivy League, Jared, Leggo of my Ego, Malcolm X, male pattern baldness, mariachi, Mecca, NBC, physics, Popeye, Popeye The Sailor Man, Princeton, rebel yogi, rock bottom, Self-Realization, Spiritual Lessons From The Bachelorette, swami x, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Bachelorette, The End of Your World, Tuberculosis, urinal0 0

26SeptemberSeptember 26, 2014

The Launch of My Brand

To My Loyal Readers: I hope both of you had a nice summer. Due to the Universe pushing me out...

by Swami Xin From the Editor, ShortiesTags david letterman, Enlightening Nonsense, rebel yogi, rebelyogi, swami x, will not attend, willnotattend.com0 0

24AprilApril 24, 2014

LETHARGY

(c) around 2012 by Swami X Lethargy is here I want to get off the couch But my ass won’t...

by Swami Xin Haiku, Poetry, ShortiesTags Enlightening Nonsense, Lethargy, rebel, rebel yogi, swami x, yoga, yogi0 0

20AprilApril 20, 2014

HUG A FRIEND

I was in the Post Office today with Abandon, her wearing a bright red harness with her Service Dog...

by Swami Xin Casual Encounters, Self-Reflection, ShortiesTags Enlightening Nonsense, Hug A Friend, Post Office, psychology, rebel yogi, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, yoga0 0

16AprilApril 16, 2014

OLD ADAGE

I was washing a dish in my kitchen sink which, for the record, is a lot more sanitary than washing...

by Swami Xin Shorties, Stories About NothingTags buddha, Enlightening Nonsense, Exxon Valdez, Old Adage, rebel, rebel yogi, swami x, The Thinker, yoga, yogi0 0

26MarchMarch 26, 2014

CARPE DIEM

© Monday, March 17, 2014 Carpe Diem = “Seize the day” …for once the day is passed, it can never be...

by Swami Xin Uncategorized0 0

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