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Archive for category: Hair

9JuneJune 9, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI [Part 7 of 7–finally!]

Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair! -“Hair” from the hippie rock musical Hair My...

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by Swami Xin HairTags anal, AZT, bitch, dog's ass, five stages, gym, homoerotic, martial arts, money shot, neo-nazi, pervert, porn, raping, Rasta, rollerblade, skin tag, Studio 54, sunglasses, Tom Collins, top choice, TSA, who am I00
8JuneJune 8, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI [Part 6 of 7]

Karmudgeon first snipped my ponytail, which I donated to Bald Cancer Kids With Dashing Scalps, or BACKWARDS, as they had...

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by Swami Xin HairTags cancer, Danny DeVito, delouse, Doc Martins, Epilady, Kojac, mackenzie phillips, menage, Mr. Clean, Nashville, Popeye, schwarzenegger, sideburn, skinhead, soul patch, Tellie Sevalas, twins, weed wacker00
7JuneJune 8, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 5 of 7)

“I am not an animal! I am a human being!” –John Hurt as John Merrick, “The Elephant Man” In the...

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by Swami Xin HairTags college, dating game, Hot Wheels, John Hurt, John Merrick, juvenile delinquency, Mexican, nooks and crannies, piñata, rebellion, Resident Director, swami x, The Elephant Man, urinated00
6JuneJune 8, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 4 of 7)

  “Packed in the plane were white, black, brown, red, and yellow people, blue eyes and blond hair, and my...

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by Swami Xin HairTags Allah, armadillo, Aspirin, autobiography, buddha, Douglas Adams, extort, foreskin, god, jesus, Jew, Law & Order, Malcolm X, Mecca, Muhammad, muslim, racist, scam, Special Victims Unit, spiritual, spiritual leaders, spiritual warrior, spirituality, unknown, warrior00
2JuneJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 3 of 7)

Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my...

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by Swami Xin HairTags boy george, christian slater, dharma, enlightenment, hair, haircut, karma chameleon, kickboxing, orgy, playback, Robert Rodriguez, scissors, spirituality, swami, wal-mart, walmart00
1JuneJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 2 of 7)

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there, hair,...

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by Swami Xin HairTags audubon, Billy Hufsey, Days of Our Lives, Emilio, hair, India Arie, Jew-Fro, Jewfro, Karl Malden, Lady Gaga, porn, who am I00
31MayJune 6, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI (Part 1 of 7)

I am not my hair I am not this skin I am not your expectations no no I am not...

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by Swami Xin HairTags disco ball, dyke, hair, India, India Arie, Jews, multi-colored, revolution, skinhead00
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