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Archive for tag: pervert

1NovemberJanuary 24, 2016
AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

AUTOCORRECT — Part 1: “Purified” to “Profited”

“I’m going to a convent. Do you want to join me?” “You’re going to become a nun??” “No! Concert :)”...

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by Swami Xin Autocorrect, Self-ReflectionTags Aunt Flo, Autocorrect, capitalist, consciousness, convent, Ego, Enlightening Nonsense, god, iHop, Matrix, nun, original sin, Path train, pervert, profited, purified, pussy, rebel yogi, Rorschach, swami x, swype, vagina00
4OctoberOctober 4, 2015

THE SLOW COCKROACH

I was in my kitchen of my cockroach-infested NYC apartment, when I saw a small cockroach in my sink. Like...

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by Swami Xin Truth in FictionTags animal rights, Bill Clinton, blue dress, cheerleader, cockroach, douchebag, Everest, Family Guy, fingerbang, Gilligan's Island, god, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, Home of the Brave, Land of the Free, lemming, Monica Lewinsky, Paul Simon, pervert, rebel yogi, Rebel Yogi Swami X, rebelyogi, rebelyogi.com, retarded, Sir Edmund Hillary, Skipper, Slid Sliding Away, Stewie, swami x, The Slow Cockroach00
9JuneJune 9, 2013

PROJECT BALD SWAMI [Part 7 of 7–finally!]

Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair! -“Hair” from the hippie rock musical Hair My...

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by Swami Xin HairTags anal, AZT, bitch, dog's ass, five stages, gym, homoerotic, martial arts, money shot, neo-nazi, pervert, porn, raping, Rasta, rollerblade, skin tag, Studio 54, sunglasses, Tom Collins, top choice, TSA, who am I00
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